In which an idiotic but sensitive asshole (with the world's worst flirting tactics) falls for an angry punk-rock feminist, who just wants to be left alone [AU, unbelievably so]

a story in which calum appears to be the epitome of punk rock but surreptitiously wears pretty things out of enjoyment and michael will do anything to find out calum's secret. {lowercase intended} * * * * * [warnings: boyxboy, girly!calum] © 2015 by emma (twinkcalum), all rights reserved.

wouldn't you pretend to drown to get the cute lifeguard, too?

"i just want to hear you." (c) malumjpg 2014-2015

"welcome to goodwill, how may i help you?" calum sighs. "im good, thank you." michael smiles and walks off. © volcainhoe. all rights reserved.

Michael Clifford has always loved Calum Hood. But Calum is as straight as a ruler, and dates every girl he that'll let him touch their boobs. Pretending not to love him was hard, he seemed to fall for the little things he does on a daily basis more and more everyday. "Loving you is hard. You make me feel as if I'm about to crash."

Michael proposes to one random person a day in one random place as a prank without any luck, but one day ends up stumbling across somebody who says yes. - fem!cal - This book has been discontinued. I have discontinued it due to writers block, and also due to it being MONTHS without being updated. From July to January? YIKES. Sorry everyone. I hope you understand and did enjoy what was a part of this book. Thank you.

in which a sexually confused boy falls in love with his best friend, who just so happens to like girly things. ©all rights reserved effeminatemgc 2015 completed cover & trailer by me [side muke and lashton]

In which two painfully straight boys kiss.

"i'm not pretty calum." "michael, i swear to god, you're the most prettiest human being i've ever laid my fucking eyes on." or where calum makes michael feel like he's worth something more than he thinks he's worth fem! michael tiny! michael jock! calum all rights reserved © 2016 officialmalum [completed]