# 101: throw a frisbee at her face. [disclaimer: as of now, this story does not include lgbt characters, i only put the tag on this story so wattpad can donate another dollar to a good cause (idk if that is allowed but...)]

in which a day care worker emails a little girl's father. © 2015 webby | bonnaroo

She found something, or rather someone, she never expected to find in her new room.

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

alright, students. your final project is due a month from today. i'd like you to take a picture of the most beautiful thing you can find.

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

In which a fan introduces Ashton Irwin to the world of fanfiction. © 2014 webby | bonnaroo

➳ [a.i.] // he's dangerous, she just doesn't know it.