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The story of a girls life though soccer!⚽⚽⚽⚽

Alexandria Rodriguez. She is stunning just like her last name. She has amazing blue eyes and ombré hair. She doesn't follow the rules and has the reputation to be the bad girl. She loves soccer and is probably the best in Wisconsin for girls. She now is given a chance to go to California and play for a school that is in need for a soccer player. The problem it's a boys soccer team. But, the boys and the coach are expecting a boy because on the file it says Alex. So what happens when the boys on the soccer team are trying to make her take a run for her money except one the Captain. Zach Wills. Has been the best soccer player in his school so what happens when the new soccer player Alex turns out to be a girl. Next thing he knows is the fact that he's in love with her. What will happen? Will she accept him or not? Find out in The Bad Girl Plays Soccer!!

Stereotype says that 14 year old, Kenzie Evans should be worrying about what clothes to wear and which boy to date. But Kenzie's got bigger problems. She's determined to make it onto the Fairview High soccer team and prove that she can play just as well as any boy. But being a girl in a sport considered only for boys is harder than Kenzie first thought and she's going to need all the help she can get if she's to lead the Fairview Flames to victory.

Phillip Michael Lester. Dork, Idiot, but we all love him dearly. Little do his Phillions, and his girlfriend, know, he cuts. He is depressed. Phil's depression will cause problems for him and his girlfriend, You. Daniel James Howell.Sarcastic, Smart Ass, but he is not what he seems. Dan has been your best friend for years, but is he all he's cracked up to be? The lengths he will go to to get you will amaze you. Follow Dan and Phil in 'Cutting' and learn what it is like inside Dan's evil, twisted mind and Phil's lonely, dark one. You will encounter problems on the way and meet new people, good and bad. But in the end, will it all be worth it? Find out in Cutting- A Phil Lester Imagine -Completed-

Lifeless...

I don't own none of these poems but I'm in a really dark place with no lights so these poems help me a lot and I hope they help you too. If you ever want to talk message me and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. As of December 27 2014 at 1:24 am I relapsed with two new cuts.

A poem I wrote about why peole cut themselves. Taken from self experience.