ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ ♪|| Wanna know how to be smooth like me? Then use these pick up lines LOLOL. -this book has been completed *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 2 is out now!!!!!* *ANIME PICK UP LINES BOOK 3 is out now!!!!!*

This is my best joke book filled with hilarious jokes, Puns and So Trues + other random stuff that is really funny

Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.

Yo, whoever's reading this. Your wasting my time, so be grateful that I would make a bother to introduce myself. Name's Yukimura Akito (last name then first name), and fan-readers, please don't squeal, I don't want to go deaf young. Anyway, I just got a scholarship to Ouran Private Institute Academy, I bet your wondering if I'm a commonor, to answer your annoying question, lets see . . . . . . I don't feel like telling you. Here's a shocker for you, I'm a 100% female, not that I care, but it seems like already I've broken a few hearts. Pretty much impossible to get me serious, but again, I don't care about anything really, I'm just an unpredictable genius just waiting for something interesting to happen. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hi, I am the author, but just call me Shin-chan. I do not own Ouran highschool host club, only my OC. Full credits to the pics and video's I borrowed, I hope you enjoy this fanfic!

You havin' a bad day? Need somethin' to brighten your mood? Well, this book will turn your frown upside down because it's filled with puns, jokes, pick-up lines, pranks, and more! *Mostly found on the internet* Enjoy!