Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Lydia is a pregnant 19 year old teen who just wants to be happy. She just wants to have her baby, give it up to Catalina (Cat) and Seymour Goldwine, and get on with life. Sounds simple and easy enough. Oh sure, it's real simple. Until she starts to fall in love with Cat, who is unhappily married to Seymour. Then she starts to realize what a butthole of a man Seymour is, and what a wonderful woman Cat is. And suddenly she's not even sure if she wants to give her baby to such an unhappy couple. Suddenly she starts to really care about the bun in the oven, and suddenly she's trapped in a whirlwind of confusion because giving up her baby isn't the only trouble in Lydia's life. So read on, and take this journey with Lydia as she faces love, life, heartbreak, fear and triumph.

Meet Free Jones. Sixteen year old girl, living in one of the roughest parts of Chicago, the south side. Apart from living in such rough neighborhood, Free is doing fine, just living life. Until a new girl comes, and changes Free's world all the way around. First off new girl is White, the only White girl on her side of town. Then Free starts to catch feelings for White girl. Mind you , Free is the daughter of a single mother who absolutely HATES White people! But surely you don't think that's Free only trouble in life. If you do, you're dead wrong. So dive into this urban drama, and watch as the life of Free Jones unfolds.

Mars Kensington has nowhere to go. Forced to attend weekly confessions for being lesbian, she had it with her parents and decided to leave the house. Lost and confused, she was approached by two mysterious women who offered her a once in a lifetime chance to attend Lesbian Academy.

Zen "Jersey" Sinatra is an outspoken, wild, and spontaneous individual. She talks a bunch of shit, and has a pack of friends to back it up for her. Zen is one of the biggest tattoo artists in Los Angeles. She owns her own tattoo shop that never has a slow day. Most would say that Zen is living the life. She lives in a penthouse suite (paid by her ex-mafia affiliated father), owns her own business, and can get any girl she likes. The only thing Zen is committed to is her job, her friends, and her family. Never has Zen been in a committed relationship, and she believes she never will. Well, that's until a troubled Finley Wood shows up.

Alex is not shy, she's simply following her rules to hide in the background of life in general. Or at least she's doing her best to be 'at the fardest end of the social spectrum' Strictly reserved to her own things that vary from music to... pretty much anything related to that, Alex lives the normal life of a highschool student who doesn't wish to engage in deep conversations with no one. Not even her family even though ocassionaly she has to. One day around the middle of the school year, she coicidentially (yeah right. I wrote it :D) is asked by a new beautiful girl the simple favor of helping her find the exit of the school building. Of course, you could expect her to try to avoid her, wouldn't you? === So this is the new story guys! So excited. Kewk :3 P.S. I don't own any of the songs that I use in this book, they're just for the sake of the storyline as I really enjoy music very much and I wish for it to be included in my books.

Just read. Like I had a damn good description for this book but then that shit magically disappeared and shit -_-. I be damned if I write another one.

Lilly's family are different from other people's. They each have a crystal which controls who they fall in love with. They have two years, from their eighteenth birthday to their twentieth, to find this 'soul mate'. Lilly's big brother Harry died because he didn't find his in time and Lilly is petrified that the same will happen to her so when she finds hers on the first day she is beyond relieved. There's just one small problem. She's a woman. (WARNING: This story is simply the first draft and mostly written by a fourteen/ fifteen-year-old me. It isn't the best!)

~COMPLETED~ In a world that is overruled with corruption and a new incurable disease sweeping through several countries, the world seems to be spinning out of control. Andrea Brock, better known as Andy, is unique but doesn’t quite know it yet. When she runs into someone who seems to know more about her than her own self she discovers her true fate. She is the only one that can save this world from the diseased apocalypse and the government corruption. She is the Catalyst.

Rose takes Sam advice lightly. Once you fall for a Grayson there is no turning back. Sequel to Wait Before You Freak Out....I'm Sleeping With Your MOM!