I did not come up with these jokes I found them on the Internet Written by Angelina !! Funny jokes. Read and vote

CAUTION CONTAINS MATURE CONTENT. "Say it, Allison," he said, his voice low as he trapped me against the rough wall. A shiver ran down my spine, his voice pulling at me, the power in it making me want to do anything he asked. I shook my head, afraid my voice might betray me. His teeth lightly grazed my neck causing a sigh to get past my lips. I could feel him smile against my skin. He knew he was going to get what he wanted one way or another. I tried to slip away, but he grabbed my wrists, pinning them down tightly. He pressed his hard body against me. I was aware of every inch of him that was touching me. "Don't think you can just leave. We're not done yet." My stomach tightened at his words, the desire inside burning for him. My damn body at war with my mind yet again. He slid his hand up to the edge of my shorts, slowly working it's way up as his mouth trailed small nips from my neck to my collar bone and lower, stopping only when he reached the fabric. I could feel my resolve weakening as his hand reached its destination. "Say it," he demanded. I moaned, my head tipping back as he moved expertly. I wanted to say it then, I really did. But if I said the words, there was no going back. ***************** Allison Cole has just turned seventeen. Most girls would be excited, but she doesn't see it as anything special. She can now find her mate, wherever he is. But she doesn't put much stock in mates or true love. How could something like that be predetermined? Things only go from bad to worse when on that very day she discovers who her mate actually is. Will Allison be able to overcome her bleak thoughts about mates and accept hers? Or is the man bad enough to make her run away? Caught between her body, her mind, and what's best for her pack. Allison must make her decision. Is it worth it?

Percy Jackson is a son of Loki and Sally's sister Sarah, Loki can't stay for obvious reasons and Sarah died in a car crash. Percy goes to live with his Aunt Sally who adopts him at age 4 along with her lover Poseidon also adopts him for he senses he is also a demigod and a possible chance for him to be the child of the prophecy anyways. Note: Age 8 Percy finds out he is a demigod and goes to Camp Half-Blood Age 12 defeats Kronos Age 13 defeats Gaea Ages 9 to current (13) finds out his magic powers and some say he should be child of Athena for he reads for a long time. I know the ages are all wrong but I like this Percy Jackson meeting the Avengers at a young age. Takes place during/after Avengers movie and Before/During/After Age of Ultron

on my 16 birthday my brothers,guy friends,and I go to a club and have some fun but what happens when they set rules for me and there #1 was no dancing with boys and that very thing happens what will they do and what will I do when one of my Best friends tells me something that could break our whole group of friends up

Kenny Gumpell has been missing for three years. His friends and family gave up on looking for him. So when Kenny's Alpha runs into him, everyone is shocked. Kenny isn't himself anymore.

Meet One Direction; Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik and Liam Payne. But little did the world know, they all had twins. Liam Payne has a twin named Bridget Payne. Zayn Malik's twin, Jasmine Malik. Niall Horan has a twin, and her name is Lily, Lily Horan. Harry Styles's twin sister is Faith Styles. And last but not least, Louis Tomlinson's sister, Paige Tomlinson. But, when the boys leave to go to X-Factor, and become famous along the way, they leave their sisters feeling heartbroken, and ignored. They all change, some for the worst. Paige has turned into a total badass rebel. Faith is confused about her sexuality, and is very jumpy. Lily was raped, and had a child, named Avery. Jasmine resulted into drugs. And Bridget had built up walls, that nobody can break. All because of the boys selfish ways. Why are they selfish you ask? Because of them forgetting their twin sisters. © 2014, xByeByeBirdiex All Rights Reserved { cover by; @idreamedofneverland } (SLOW UPDATES ; SORRY GUYS BUT I LOVE YOU)

Cute drabbles and one-shots about Sterek and the Pack! There will be fluff and cuteness! Enjoy! I take prompts and requests as well! Comment them and I'll write them out for you guys! Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters or Teen Wolf.

This story is about a girl who is 6 years old. She is very misbehaving. Her old family, the one who raised her got tired of her and gave her to a family that only had men in it. This young girl noticed that these men went to go work out every day, she was scared.

Nikki is a shy girl who has been protected her whole life. Liam is a vampire bad boy who gets what he wants. And he wants Nikki.

Heyy this will be pretty soon because I have another one yeahhhh anyway Byezzz