❝This is not me writing this diary! It's a very familiar CCP who is filling out every page of her "stylish" "fabulous" and "amazing" life. If only I wasn't so foolish to leave my diary on top of the locker. What if she shows everyone my diary and tells everyone about my not-so-secret crush on Brandon?❞ -Nikki Maxwell

Nakakainis na nakakatawa na nakakabaliw. Yan ang everyday feeling ko bilang bestfriend ni Miggy, ang campus heartthrob sa school. Sana nga lang ay matagalan ko ‘tong baliw na kaibigan ko na ‘to. At alam kong malaking gulo ang pinasok ko.

❝Lights, camera, action!! I am juggling a lot this month!! A reality TV crew will interview my friends and I for the whole month of March as we record our hit song together. But will the excitement also cause unexpected problems, especially for Brandon and I now that the cameras are everywhere we go?❞ -Nikki Maxwell || I, Ciara Keller, am not the official author of the published Dork Diaries series. I only write original fanfictions for the series. The cover art and most book content is mine. I wrote this fanfiction before the actual Dork Diaries 7 book was released. || No, this is not the actual book. This is a fanfiction.

If you're looking for the ugly duckling who turned into a swan, then you got the wrong book. Les' best friend, Dee, just got rejected by the love of her life. According to the guy, ayaw niya sa babaeng conservative, hindi aggressive, underdog, weak, boring at manang katulad ni Dee. Now, Dee's convinced that love is all about how you look. Les tried to convince her otherwise but she's too broken to be swayed. Despite Les' abhorrence towards love, she doesn't want her best friend to end up with a broken esteem. Kaya ngayon ay handa siyang gawin ang lahat mapatunayan lang niya na sa pagmamahal, puso ang ginagamit-hindi ang mata. Even if she, a total bitchesa swan, needs to turn into an ugly duckling... So be it. Available in bookstores nationwide for only 150.00! :)

The title is fairly self explanatory.*Note*I did not write these songs they are from adventure time.