'i'm bothered.' 'you're ALWAYS BOTHERED.'

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like, if all the characters from The Mortal Instruments, were to read The Infernal Devices? I'm sure you've all heard by now, that Tessa Gray will almost certainly be in 'City of Heavenly Fire'. Well, what if, all the TMI characters, plus Tessa, who by the way, is still alive, read The Infernal Devices? What would some of the reactions be? And when I say, all the characters, I mean all of them. What happens, when all the characters mentioned from all over the series, and more, are all transported to Idaris, to partake in reading? What happens when Magnus, yet again, enters Idaris, but this time...with sparkles!?!? What's Tessa's reaction to all this? Not to mention, (SPOILERS) Jem Carstairs, being a silent brother, and all the infernal Devices characters coming to the future to read. This is gonna be fun! If you haven't read all of The Mortal Instruments and all of The Infernal Devices, by Cassandra Clare, I suggest not reading this. Possible Cursing

So because I missed writing this pairing and had finished my other Malec fic (which you should totally check out ;) ) I started this. It's a series of one-shots each beginning with a letter of the alphabet. Enjoy! :)

A fan fiction following Mortal Instruments, By Cassandra Clare, Alec Lighwood and Magnus Bane. Includes some Clace and Sizzy, but is mainly our beloved Malec. All characters belong to Cassandra Clare....... so yeah.

This is a fanfiction based on the book series "The Mortal Instruments" by Cassandra Clare. The characters are hers, and not mine. This book follows on from the City of Lost Souls and therefore contains huge spoilers for the series. Proceed with caution if you haven't finished the series so far. Also, due to the fact that this story focuses primarily on Alec some details from the Lost Souls have been altered to make this story better.

A countdown to Christmas with 25 malec oneshots.