Funny Stories and Jokes and Random Stuff
Funny stories! And jokes! ✌ Most of these are not by me, I found them on the Internet Enjoy!
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See No Evil DISCONTINUED
Do you believe in ghosts? Will doesn't. But that certainly didn't stop him from going to abandon 'haunted' houses with his friends, Vince and Joe. Things were innocent enough. The amount of activity in each house they investigate is small, or it at least it was. However, after agreeing to investigate a certain abando...
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Short Horror Stories
A collection of the scariest, creepiest and freakiest campfire ghost stories there are! For anyone who likes a thrill. WARNING: Do not read these in bed at night!
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Horror Stories
Twisted stories for twisted minds. © All Rights Reserved e_l_i_t_a Ranked #4 in horror: May 17th
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The Memory Giver (#Wattys2014)
When Turtle Dawson’s 14 year-old brother returns after being dead for two years, he brings with him fond memories of the old days, and a chance at redemption for the entire family. But there's something different about A.D., something dark and sinister, and if Turtle continues to do as A.D. tells him, he could wind up...
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On a Hill
'I've never been so scared by a story. This kept me up at night for days. True horror!' Prepare for the terror that awaits you, 'On a Hill'...
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D'Spayr: A Knight in the Withered Land
In a decayed and dying alien world that was once center of a vast planetary empire, an embittered rogue knight, soldier to the fallen empire, traverses a bizarre landscape discovering strange and sinister truths about the nature of the leaders he once served and about the mysterious warlords who have now carved the wo...
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Tales of the Journeyman. The Golden Arch
Author's Note: A revised edition of the complete book is now avilable to purchase via Smashwords. The adventures of two children, Fred and Hannah, as they slip accidentally into another parallel universe, a new dimension in space and time, where they meet the mysterious Journeyman and his strange travelling companiion...
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The Winter War
The continuation of the Starcross series. Last time a battle had just been won by the ragtag 33rd Colorado showing the world that the Druidth could be beaten. Now, the war rages on as men lose themselves in their inner demons doing whatever it takes to beat the alien menace and the fate of Humanity is staked on one i...
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The Keepers
Some relatives are meant to stay distant. * * * Josephine Lyttleton-Bradley can't understand why she must leave her London home - in the middle of the night during a wicked storm, no less - to live with a relative she's never even met. When Josie realizes she's stuck indefin...
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Bedtime (Watty Awards 2012)
"The most frightening story I have ever read", "Terrifying", "I never want to sleep alone again", "The first time I have read a story which has made my heart race", "Brilliantly written", "Honestly the most gripping story I've read in a long time, from the very first line to the very last. I think everyone that read t...
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The Second To Last Human Alive
An extraordinarily lucky man is blasted into space and killed in a freak accident, only to be revived nine apocalypses later to find himself one half of the last remnants of humanity. Now he and a woman from this strange future must travel through time in order to escape from an intergalactic zoo run by shapeshifting...
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