Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

When Megan goes to a state fair in search for the infamous Jake from State Farm, the last thing she expects is to find the beautiful, greasy, Indian man, Atoolred. She is introduced into a world in which aesthetics are everything and all she wants is his forbidden fruit. Story dedicated to Carlton Banks

A group of 2016 candidates are fighting to get to the White House. To win they must yell scream and insult, they seem so vicious, but little do you know

Running... Fighting... I'm over it. And it all started with a murder... *** Scarlet was only 12 years old when her best friend named Clark was murdered. Ever since his funeral, she started having dreams... Nightmares, perhaps. She started feeling an eye on her. When she told her mum about it, she just said, "It's just your imagination." Through the years, when Scarlet turned 13, then 14, then 15, she tried to keep her "imagination" from getting the best of her. Deep inside, though, she always knew that it wasn't her imagination. But the more she said that it wasn't her imagination, the more it became true, and she didn't want to believe it. When she turned 16, she was tired of hiding... She was done with running and fighting... And it all started with a murder. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *All rights reserved* I would appreciate it if you don't copy off this story plot. Thanks ;)