oh, hi. i'm so glad you decided to turn the book over. As you probably know, this is normally where authors put nice quotes from fancy people praising their book. I'm a little uncomfortable with that. It feels like a gimmick to get people to buy it and i dont believe in cheap tricks like that. Besides, i know you're way too smart and beautiful to fall for that kind of stuff. Actually, i think you're so wonderful i thought i would use this space to praise you. Yes, thats right. You. Here are some of the nice things i have to say about you. "that is a beautiful blouse you're wearing. it goes so nicely with this book" " i love the way you're holding this book. its like you were born to buy it and hold it forever" "you know what i love most about you? that we get each other. and also your eyes" "[GASP!]" "you're my favorite reader. Ever, of all time. shhh... dont tell the other readers"