❝This is not me writing this diary! It's a very familiar CCP who is filling out every page of her "stylish" "fabulous" and "amazing" life. If only I wasn't so foolish to leave my diary on top of the locker. What if she shows everyone my diary and tells everyone about my not-so-secret crush on Brandon?❞ -Nikki Maxwell

Misunderstood and overmedicated, twelve-year-old Lilith Bloom finds the prospect of a grand family reunion decidedly dull... That is, until she discovers that the rose garden surrounding her grandfather's Berlin mansion is, well, completely and utterly carnivorous. Armed with Panther, her talking pet whippet, and the help of the mute boy next door, Lilith must unravel the secrets behind the mysterious estate, all while her family remains gloriously unaware that they are about to be devoured.

❝Lights, camera, action!! I am juggling a lot this month!! A reality TV crew will interview my friends and I for the whole month of March as we record our hit song together. But will the excitement also cause unexpected problems, especially for Brandon and I now that the cameras are everywhere we go?❞ -Nikki Maxwell || I, Ciara Keller, am not the official author of the published Dork Diaries series. I only write original fanfictions for the series. The cover art and most book content is mine. I wrote this fanfiction before the actual Dork Diaries 7 book was released. || No, this is not the actual book. This is a fanfiction.

What will happen when Joan gets adopted by Pewdiepie and Marzia

❝Whoo-hoo! I'm on stage! When Westchester Country Day Middle school hosts its own original musical, I'm more than delighted to be a part of it. But what if something goes wrong and I find myself a part of fairy tales along with my friends and enemies?❞ -Nikki Maxwell