"well, what can i say sweater boy, you and i mix as well as those damn paints on my brushes and the colors in those sunsets you love so much."

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

It was a typical friendship, as so they thought. Until Dan fell for Phil, and Phil fell for Dan. The day Dan was going to tell Phil his feelings, was the day Phil was murdered. But no one found him, or his body. Dan knew something was wrong, and so, the story begins..

silvery-vision: you seem like an unusual person to like my photos sparkly-thundershot: you're cute and i enjoy your photos so why not? emo!dan pastel!phil a story in which two boys found not only love but friendship on the internet. very fluffy, little smut [highest ranking: #1 in january 2016]

Camp Overfell is a two month long escape from the troubling teenage life. At least, that's what the website says. For Dan Howell, it's nothing but an excuse for his parents to get rid of him for the summer, and rightly so. Okay, so maybe he fucks up sometimes. He didn't mean to set the classroom on fire, he was just trying to liven up the coma-inducing lesson. Long story short, he doesn't want to be here. But he is, and dealing with it isn't easy. Three roommates, one bathroom and constant adult supervision? Not his idea of an 'escape'. What he needs is fun, and maybe his eccentric bunk mates can help with that.

Oneshots to help PHIL your thirst for phan. Are you looking for a good time? Click now to meet Ironic meme loving trash in your area Any meme trash of Dan and Phil are my friends. WE IS A PHAMILY of SKUNK NUGGETS YO. SWIGGITY SWEED PLEASE READ.

This is a phan smut...doubt anyone's going to read this but...yeah...PHAN SMUT!! If you don't know what that is then seriously RUN-RUN AND NEVER COME BACK!! And if you don't ship phan then seriously just go!...every 20 views and it gets a new update! Love you all!

Dan is editing and finds a video of him and Phil having sex and he can't help but get turned on. He goes to find Phil and sexy daddy kink times ensue. (Contains daddy kink, unsafe sex, masturbation, fingering, cumslut!dan, and sickening fluffiness)