{WARNING: MAY CONTAIN FOOD PUNS} ...Man. The sun's starting to set, and all I've got to my name is pocket change and a bag of soggy chicken nuggets. "Hey," I turned to the boy next to me, with hair spikier than Kn*ckles the Echidna. "'Jello'! It's very 'rice' to 'meat' you!" "...um." "Heheh." I held out the bag, offering him a chicken nugget. "Do you nug-'get' it?" "Did... did you really just-" "I 'donut' know what 'egg'-xactly you're 'taco-ing' about." He conceded and took a nugget. "Mm... Delicious!" - - - - "Hone your skills." "Work diligently." "Bring honor to our village." These were the words Homura (Name) grew up hearing her entire life. Determined to defeat the village of Whitewater and bring victory to her own, she devoted herself to her culinary skills - only the best will succeed in the world of food. When she is suddenly shipped off to Tōtsuki Academy, Japan's most elite cooking school, she aims for nothing but the top! This girl's bringing to the table a feast of flavors with her daring nature and an arsenal of puns. Hungry, hopeful, and incredibly passionate, she's bound to bring a new spice about in the cooking world and in the lives of those she meets. Come for the story, stay for the memes. *~*~*~* Follows the storyline of the anime, Shokugeki no Soma. All rights go to their respectful owners. [Reader x Various] [ Currently on Hiatus ]

Levi has been a heroin junkie for years, trying to escape the hellish reality that is his life and memories, seeing no other way out. Already hopelessly bound within the deepest crevices of addiction, along comes Eren, a bright-eyed naïve teenager who has his own struggles yet somehow believes he can help Levi to be saved from himself. ~~~ "So what about you, then? You gonna stick around?" Eren nodded certainly once. "As long as you let me, I still do want to help you." The raven shrugged nonchalantly. "It's up to you." "No it isn't." Levi cocked a brow. "I can't help you if you don't want to be helped," Eren went on. "From the impression I'm getting-" "Yeah, I need help," Levi cut in, looking down. "Or maybe I just don't want you to leave. I'm not sure of the difference. But if you're here, you're going to help, right? Then I don't have a choice." ~~~ I do not own SNK. I am merely writing for sheer enjoyment :) Cover art by the wonderful @kingofhellordoftime TRIGGER WARNINGS for self harm, depression, anxiety, drug abuse, and molestation. Read at your own risk but please, please be safe - don't read if you think this may trigger you; I really would rather you be safe. <3

WINNER: Marvel Fanfiction Awards 2016 Best Imagines/Preferences/One Shots A collection of reader insert ( x reader) imagines/one-shots/fics of the Avengers and a few other Marvel characters. FYI: The reader dies in a couple of them, and in my universe, Steve swears sometimes. :) As per usual, I own none of the characters, as much as I may wish to. Follow me on Tumblr @imagine-assembling-the-avengers Cover art by: @OvertlyObsessed