This is a bunch of 'How to's that is GUARANTEED to make you laugh! :D

"Harry, I'd like to make something clear," Ara announces sharply. "I'm terribly sorry, but you and I... we don't go together. I don't in any way fancy you." Those were Arabella's words to the love of Hallie's life three years ago, and Hallie still has feelings for the gorgeous, green-eyed, curly-haired boy who captured her heart. The catch? Arabella's been dating him for two years, and she just so happens to be Hallie's best friend. When Ara barges into Hallie's room, announcing, "Something happened with me and Harry!", Hallie can't help but be a bit thrilled. Until, that is, she finds out what it is. With the help of the boys, Hallie plans to take down Harabella once and for all. Full of twists and turns, tears and laughter, love and heartbreak, secrets and lies, this story is sure to be unforgettable. Will they manage to sabotage Harry and Arabella's relationship in time? Or will Ara wind up saying, "I do."?

Delilah was raised to be the best assassin The Company ever trained. There wasn't a target she couldn't hit, quickly and silently. Her next assignment is a member of the international sensation, One Direction. The Company needed him eliminated. This was a high profile case. Who best to carry out this job than Delilah? However, when she came face to face with the UK native, her heart couldn't do it. She vowed to keep him safe, creating a burn notice on the herself. Can she follow her heart and protect him or will she die trying? Or will The Company wipe them both off the face of the earth?

I was just a girl that got picked on at school. However, all that changed. What happened to me when I won that competition and ended up in the care of One Direction? This has Copyright - All Rights Reserved, so NO stealing please!! Also, sorry that this is so carroty in the first few chapters!

"You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll be on the edge of your seats - if you're sitting down." (Woman at bus stop) "It made me fall totally and utterly head over heels in love with Harry Styles and I've always been more of a Justin Bieber fan myself!" (My Nan) It's Amber Curtis' first day as junior reporter for 'Wow' magazine, the UK's most popular teen monthly. To say it's a day that doesn't start well is an understatement. In fact, by the time she leaves for work Amber swears she is through with men for ever! So when a certain adorable boy walks into her life, he doesn't get the reaction you might expect! **PLEASE NOTE NO HAMSTERS WERE HARMED DURING THE MAKING OF THIS STORY**

Set among many layers of our universe, within it's realms, strife is carrying out. Lord Byron has robbed the warring Dark and Light Elves of their freedom. A renegade band of Rebel Elves, of mixed races, set out to Earth, to stay within the Second Realm, that long since shut out magic, including their very own. However, what happened the night they arrived remains a mystery to all, and their princess was lost from their hands. With no symbol of hope to rally their people, the rebels are in chaos. The only clue they have is that she is somewhere on Earth. Can they find her before it's too late? And what of the strange occurrences disrupting the Realm of Elementals, or Earth? A chain of events has unleashed, and nobody knows where it will end.

From eight year olds to eighty-eight year olds. Letters from Liam.

The official fan fiction for One Direction