Little Johnny Jokes: Little Johnny Jokes are known and loved the world over. Kids always say the wrong thing at the wrong time and Little Johnny is the worst. Remember, Little Johnny Jokes aren't politically correct, so if you are easily offended by crude, backwards humor, you may want to stay away from Little Johnny. Cover by: fluidartist

Angie Blake has everything she's ever wanted...almost. She loves her job, her famous boyfriend, and the twins she is carrying. But when Angie learns she has to be put on bed rest, the only person who can take care of her while her boyfriend is out working is her religious mother, who disapproves of her guitar playing, tattoo bearing, sex symbol boyfriend. Tensions rise as Angie and her mother fight, the babies are growing, and Angie is trying to answer the ultimate question- is she ready to go from being a rockstars girlfriend to his wife? This story is a spinoff of another story I wrote, called "Making It Up." You don't need to read both, but you can feel free to check that out too! Thanks for reading!