I have posted the first half of this book. The full version can be purchased in ebook or paperback formats on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Apple iBooks, etc. The adventures continue with double the sneezes, wrinkles, and slobber… I am not an ordinary pug. I have the wrinkles, smashed face, and curly tail of a pug, but the similarities stop there. Instead of sleeping or eating my days away, I prefer to gather acorns for my squirrel friend Squeaks, solve the mystery of the leaf pile, or hide bones throughout the house. Now I have a sister. Her name is Peach, and we tell our first adventures in this book. Meeting a giant mutant rabbit, hatching a plan to catch a pesky squirrel, and surviving a crab attack are some of our new adventures and antics. Kids and adults alike smile and laugh as they read about our adventures, and rumor has it that families are more likely to adopt a pug after reading any of my books. The world will be a better place with more wrinkles and curly tails in it! For more information on Zelda pug and her books, visit http://kristenotte.com/books/the-adventures-of-zelda-series/

Welcome everyone!!! Hope all of you guys will enjoy this because it was fun making it!! -w- Note: all pictures and videos are not mine

Poems about creepypasta [Highest #76 in poetry]

funny, cute and nice zodiac posts for you all ♡ Note - I don't make these, I get them off Tumblr, Instagram and Google Images. These may not be accurate, they're made for entertainment so don't get butthurt or take them too seriously.

Hailey always thought she had a pretty ordinary life. The only thing that could be called unusual in her life was that her mother had disappeared into thin air not long after Hailey's birth. Soon, though, her mother is not the most important thing on the young girl's mind as she discovers a hidden side of herself and meets a strange winged boy who pulls her into a magical world she could never in her wildest dreams have imagined. Follow Hailey in her adventure as she learns more about her true heritage and discovers things she never would have believed before. (COMPLETED) Featured in Wattpad's magazine, Wattzymag. All Rights Reserved. Copyright © 2013 and 2014

This is a funny quote book. There might be tons of chapters but they just have 1 sentences. 2 at the most.

By popular demand, a decision had been made to revive the infamous WTF Facts. And now, without further ado, we give you WTF Facts 2! Some facts in this book come directly from the WTF Facts website! (Conjoined book by: CloudSwirl, ChirpyKat, and MacDaddyAly.) And MIDNIGHT!!! ;)

Just a book of random Awkward Moments

Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!