stereotypes/dumb fanfic moments (READ FIRST CHAPTER) highest rank: #31 in random

"Hello, this is the rejection hotline. The person who gave you this number just isn't that interested, so move on. If you feel like ranting to someone, press one to speak to a live representative. But otherwise, get a grip, they were out of your league."

✉ in which a misaddressed love letter brings together two unlikely people ✉