Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

a rant book. -warning- may offend some. cover by @sexyjesus.

"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.

Haha THIS AIN'T A STORY but every event, every incident, every happening makes up a story. So this is an idea of you guys sending me YOUR embarrassing moments like by pm-ing me and I will copy paste that and dedicate that chap to you. SOOOOO COME ONE....PM ME....AND READ YOURS AND OTHER MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENTS ;P

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**EDITING** Set in the far off future, Netta is a teenage girl evicted from the City. Now she lives in the outskirts- or the wasteland; where the City's rubbish goes. But surviving in the barren wasteland isn't the biggest of her worries. When everything she's known and loved comes crashing down around her, she has to fight for it.

A guide/rant from a picky reader/writer on how to write better teen fiction and other genres of the like. [ current cover by fluffypiggles ]

A crudely detailed and self explanatory justification of why exactly I'm going straight to hell. Most likely overly offensive and full of disgusting language that unfortunately I constantly spew. It will include all of the cliches I despise on Wattpad alongside all of the things that the writers and readers do that truly piss me off enough to rant in these chapters. Enjoy it, I dare you. Please note: It is rated as 'Restricted' [R] apparently. You have been warned, so please don't complain. This is a severely edited version of what used to be called '100 Overused Cliches and Frustrating Things On Wattpad', if you were wondering what the bloody fuck 'Butthurt 101' was suddenly popping up in your library after years of a lack of an update on the previous version. Enjoy the cover, too. It was made with lots of giggles.