[Reader x Edward Kenway] 1715- during the Golden Age of Piracy. Ships like Spanish and British schooners and frigates hold priceless plunder- plunder that the pirates of the Caribbean Sea would risk everything for, all in the name of booty. You are a Captain of the Belladonna, a ship infamous of its countless attacks on those that hold precious loot. Never have you seen the day that your renown has fallen, and never will you. That's what you had always thought, until you spotted a brig out in the distance. A brig not with a flag belonging to the Spaniards or British, but a ebony black flag. A black flag with a skull, symbolizing pirates. Its name is the Jackdaw, its captain is Edward James Kenway. And this encounter had immutably changed the course of your life.

People knew him as many different things. The Dark Knight, the Guardian of Gotham, the Batman. But me? I knew him as something entirely different.

**Sequel To Help Me Mr Batman** A darkness is coming back to Gotham. After hiding for a year and a half, The Joker is now longer stepping around corners to hide what he's doing. The people of Gotham call for The Joker's blood. Bruce Wayne leading the fronts against The Joker and his infamous girlfriend, Harley Quinn. Which is why it's an ever bigger surprise when The Joker must help The Dark Knight and vice versa. That is, if they want to bring back Kayne from the dead. **Warning: Strong Graphic Gore, Drug Use/Addiction, Stockholm Syndrome, Murder, Superman References, Slight Sexual Content, and Strong Language**

The back of the ship that had destroyed her life was the only sight she would see before she let her eyes slip shut with only one thought in her mind. How could everything be taken away from her in one day?

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

Bruce gets a wake up call when Alfred 'accidently' signs him up for foster care. Now Bruce must take care of a teenage girl named Kaine, while still saving the night as Batman. Problem is, Kaine has a lot of bloody secrets. Her dark past clearly shows on her ugly skin. Those scars are the very thing that catches The Joker's murderous eye. Now with the help of the famous Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy and some extra villainous partners, The Joker will take what is rightfully his... Can Batman save her, or Will Kaine just have to save herself? **Warning: Brief Surgery Scene, Murder, mentions of Torture, and Child Abuse**