[ cover by ; @skylincha ] Fun fact: I hate this book and am only keeping it up because people seem to like it. This book is dead. I will never write in it again. I hate it. It's horrible. It's insulting. ________________________________ Have you ever seen a boring, cliché, recycled, or an overall Mary-Sue Creepypasta OC? Well, of course you have! They're everywhere! Taking a Creepypasta's backstory? SEEN IT! Recycling a name? TOO MANY TIMES! An overused weapon? EVERYWHERE! Shipping? YOU CAN'T AVOID THEM! That's not even the half of it! I could go on for hours on this topic! Well, then I guess it's a good thing I have this here book. If you're looking for sarcasm, you've come to the right place! Jokes? Got plenty! Slightly serious rants with too much sarcasm? OF COURSE! Uh...read the book pretty please? ***Uh...this book was supposed to be serious but it's quite obvious that was a flop. So I welcome you to a book of sarcasm and a vague form of murder jokes, the Creepypasta fandom is full of them. Have fun trying to tell sarcasm from a legit statement. Have fun.*** ------------------------------------------------------ highest ranking; #541 in random

"It all started with the damned zombie apocalypse." Ashleen, Emilia, Zachary, and Devin are all caught up in a zombie apocalypse. Such a thing hasn't happened in years, but no one knows about the first zombie breakouts except those who were involved in it. Of course, this was useless as none of them have gotten very far. As far as everyone was concerned, zombies were supposed to be fake... fiction... the four were beyond surprised when most people's biggest nightmares came true before their very eyes. CURRENTLY REWRITING- I've decided that my story has the potential to be better if only I spend some more time editing it and changing around some major ideas. It won't change too much . . . Okay, I lied. I may or may not be changing the entire personality of one or two characters. Will not be telling you which, you'll just have to wait and see! I look forward to finishing it for all of you. There won't be an update for some time, besides major edits for each chapter. Except, I might do that outside of Wattpad and then upload it all at once. That would be way less confusing.