Clover Valford-Hart was the bubbly and even somewhat naïve girl who, after her parents' death, is put in the care of her Godfather, Harry Hart. As she grows older, she becomes somewhat of a daughter to the Kingsman agents and earns a job as an assistant of sorts. After receiving a call from an 'Eggsy' Unwin, she goes with Harry to meet with the boy, not knowing what to expect. ◦ first part (secret service) completed ◦ ◦ second part (golden circle) currently underway ◦ #1 'Eggsy Unwin' story (09.16)

Eric and Lori have been best friends since they were in diapers. Lori is the typical tomboy who loves to be active in sports and doesn't care about trying to dress like the other girls. Eric is the geeky type - braces and all. What happens when one summer the both of them decide to change for the better? Lori transforms herself into a beautiful swan with the help of her best friend, Delilah and Lori's older sister Ally. Whereas Eric goes away to become more fitted and toned to prove to Lori that he can be more than just a friend to her, because truth is... he's been secretly in love with her since 3rd grade and it's time she realized it. But what will happen when their friendship hits a bumpy road? Would Lori realize that Eric is the one she needs before it's too late? Or will she lose the one person that keeps her sane.

A collection of puns from all over the internet, enjoy!

Hi guys! Sooooo.... here are some jokes for you guys to read if your feeling down or if you just want to read some jokes. You guys can inbox me some jokes and I will include it in my book along with your user name :) Don't forget to vote and comment on your favourite joke!! xxx @AutumnWinter123

Funny dirty pick up lines and love qoutes.

Just a bunch of cheesy pick up lines

Do you really need a description? ... ... ... Well, then. It's a book. Made up of puns. (Puns, puns galore!) DISCLAIMER (and long overdue [insert library pun]): Though I sort of stated it before, this is my official disclaimer: about 99.999% of these puns aren't mine (no one has enough of a dead soul for that). The ones not mine I found scattered throughout the Interwebz, on multiple sites and from multiple people, dead or alive, friends and strangers.

Literally just really bad puns. Oh God... Brace yourself.

A collection of funny + relatable text-posts to read when you're feeling down or simply for fun or even when you're bored. [highest: hum #26] [cover: nightnoises]