*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Teen Fiction and #5 in Romance || Melody Carson has been in the same class as Tyson McCannon since primary school. She's watched him play with girls, set the school on fire, skip classes, prank teachers, smoke behind the school, break the law, get into fights with other guys for fun and even watched him get suspended for three weeks. He always ruins everything and never does what he is told. Melody has hated him since the day he set foot in her school and luckily he has never noticed her. That is, until now. Tyson has set his eyes on Melody and won't stop until he gets what he wants. And he wants her. *-*-* Note: It is cliché at first but it gets better. [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

I hate him with all my heart and soul. No, I despise him. I would never be with him nor befriend him. But since I do have leverage against him now... alright, let me blackmail the bad boy inside the chicken suit. ● Book 1 in The Suit Series (each book is a STANDALONE BOOK) ● HIGHEST RANKING: HUMOR #4

[EXCERPT - FIRST 5 CHAPTERS] THE FULL BOOK IS AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE IN STORES AND ONLINE! Never trust a guy in spandex. In Abby Hamilton's world, superheroes do more than just stop crime and save cats stuck in trees - they also drink milk straight from the carton and hog the television remote. Abby's older brother moonlights as the famous Red Comet, but without powers of her own, following in his footsteps has never crossed her mind. That is, until the city's newest vigilante comes bursting into her life. After saving Abby from an attempted mugging, Morriston's fledgling supervillain Iron Phantom convinces her that he's not as evil as everyone says - and that their city is under a vicious new threat. As Abby follows him deeper into their city's darkest secrets, she comes to learn that heroes can't always be trusted, and sometimes it's the good guys who wear black.

|| Highest Rank - #1 in Humor || Aria Daniels has one of the most vivacious personalities ever. She is a crazy teenage girl that is impossibly hard to drag down. So what happens when she finds a letter telling her that her brother has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless she pays sixty thousand dollars? She doesn't follow the rules of the letter and get the money. Oh no, in fact, she breaks into the kidnappers base with a bobby pin, steals their cupcakes, paints their abs with white paint and somehow ends up in London with a room full of gang members and a bright pink gun. This is one hell of a crazy story. ~~~~~ WARNING: This book is weird as fuck. It's no joke, I am telling you now that all the characters might as well be high on drugs the whole time because some of the shit they do makes no sense but I promise it will make you laugh (if not I'll give you a cookie). [COMPLETED] Copyright © by Laylaa Khan

(#1 ChickLit) WARNING: Being left at the altar in front of 500 wedding guests may lead to irrational behavior, causing you to go on your honeymoon alone. Other side- effects may include very bad hair, getting arrested, setting yourself on fire, landing up on a "Missing Poster" with the same bad hair and unexpectedly falling in love. BEING PUBLISHED SOON!

[WARNING IT IS BEING EDITED] So, I'm sitting on my couch, watching paranormal activity 4 and spilling popcorn when ever I get scared. Then someone knocks on my door. I open it and standing on my porch a sexy man god. You would think that it would be great that a total hottie maybe 1 year older than you was standing outside your door but what do you do when he suddenly picks you up and carries you to his car and puts you in locking you inside. Well that's what happened to me, I Nicole Davis was kidnapped by a sexy mangod. What the actual hell. [Story will be edited when finished]

Welcome to the completely random assortment of Shower Thoughts~ Nobody really reads descriptions, but if you are, hi and welcome! Thank you for deciding to come read my book :) I really hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it. __________ (PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: None of these Shower Thoughts are from my own thoughts. They are from other sources online from way more creative people. I've just done the task of bringing them all together. Also, once you read this book, if you like it, book 2 is up now labeled as Shower Thoughts (book 2) Thanks! Enjoy!)

(UNDER EDITING) Highest Ranking: #1 in fanfiction ❍●❍●❍●❍●❍●❍●❍●❍●❍●❍●❍●❍● "I see you've met my princess. Cute thing, isn't she?" - Joker (REQUESTS CLOSED) •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° Book Cover By: Dropthatmotherfucker •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° No reposts or translations. Thanks

COMPLETED | BOOK 2 COMPLETE/ You grew up with Zalgo. He taught you everything you ever knew and helped build up your hatred of Slenderman. After you turned Sixteen Zalgo gave you a mission. Where you must stay in the CreepyPasta mansion and gather crucial information to benefit Zalgo's plan on killing everyone who lives there. But unfortunately for you, living in the mansion had a catch, and that catch was - meeting Jeff the Killer. It was hate at fist sight, you two were the worst enemies the world had ever seen. Torn by guilt, you become stuck between your feelings and your orders. What will you do, carry out Zalgo's mission and betray your friends? Stick up for what you believe in? Or risk your life to save them... THE SEQUEL 'THE SCARS OF LOVING YOU' OUT NOW EDITING (the story still makes sense) Cover made by me ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DISCLAIMER: I do not own CreepyPasta and I don't own you. Neither do I own the pictures I used for the cover, all credit to whoever made them. The Reader is initially described to be female but males welcome too! All ethnicity welcome. ATTENTION: If you are to copy this story in any way you could be punished by a large fine. WARNING: Censored cursing and violence