When Zoe And Alfie decide they are ready for children, they realise they want to adopt. The reason being, they want to help out and give a poor orphan a home and love.

Eryn was put into an orphanage when she was just a baby. She raised herself until she met a kind girl at the age of seven. But that was shattered the second she moved away at twelve. Now, Eryn is 25, and recieves a job offer from Smosh Games. She becomes employed, but there's one problem. Her eyes are different colors; classifying her as a freak. Eryn tries to brush off all the insults she's been dealing with her whole life, but she's secretly hurting deeper that anyone would ever know, including her. Will the past find her, after all these years? Can her friends save her when she comes crashing down? Can he save her heart before it's ultimately deatroyed?

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!