Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

[Book Two] Sequel to Skinny Dipping With a Mermaid. As if losing her father and friends during the Wizarding War didn't weigh heavy enough on the heart of Nixie Dover, to lose the love of her life to imprisonment in Azkaban due to false accusations completely shattered the woman. Turning to the sea for over twelve years, Nixie prepares to spend the rest of her life among the merfolk community and her mother, until she hears a rumour through the seaweed. Sirius Black has escaped Azkaban. Determined to see if the rumours are true, Nixie ventures to the land once more only to find him but to also find the world on the brink of the Second Wizarding War. Terrified of what could occur during the second fight against the Dark Lord and his followers, Nixie is hesitant to join the fight. That is until she hears of the newest secret weapon that can not only help them win the war but stop the Dark Lord once and for all. With unfinished business to attend to with an old Hogwarts "friend" Nixie prepares herself for the final fight.

Camilla McCallister is a wild and free-spirited 16 year old, but when her dad decides that he can't handle her any more he sends her away. Camilla is sure she can't be tamed, but when her boat gets sucked in a whirlpool and she awakes on an island with a mysterious but sexy boy{Peter Pan} will she be proven wrong???

Meet the royalty, Elsa Winters, Rapunzel Corona, and Merida Dunbroch. When their kingdoms fall apart, they must be taken to a secret highschool. And meet the bullies, Jack Frost, Eugene, and Hiccup. They meet the Royals who are just adjusting to the modern life. They all slowly become friends and slowly become lovers.

*WattyAwards2012 Finalist* Running from a dark secret, Roxie has spent her life protecting and caring for her twin sister, Rosie. Now that Rosie is getting married to a werewolf, Roxie is forced to interact with people who could reveal her secret such as the best man, her supposed 'mate', who keeps prying to find out why Roxie is so reserved. And Ella, her best friend from the orphanage that started it all and shares the same secret as Roxie. Secrets like theirs has to come out eventually, and on the bumpy road of two month wedding planning, everything is going to go up in the air. *Warning: I wrote this when I was like 14/15 and never edited or improved it. If you hate it and find it ridiculous, that's probably because a ridiculous teenager wrote it, but thanks for giving my old writing a try at all. I promise I write better now.*

Vascillia is a special young werewolf that has never shifted. after abuse and hatred from her parents, pack, and brother she runs away at the ripe old age of 8. she survives for ten years alone with only her wolf friend Arianna to keep her company. a few days before her 18th birthday the New Moon pack decides to expand their territory. what happens when the alpha turns out to be her mate? What happens when her brother's pack needs help only to turn on them once he sees her? read and find out

Melanie Meyer is an ordinary seventeen years old teenage girl. But when she meets Garret Stone, a vampire, everything just became so damn complicated. Because she witnessed two vampire drinking blood from two humans, she is forced to leave her normal peaceful life. She’s brought to the vampire world and stayed there for a long time since they don’t know what to do to her. They can’t drink from her, though, because there’s something about her blood that makes her so special. Her blood is so sweet that no vampire could resist stopping from drinking it. As she stays at the vampire world, she can’t help becoming close with the King and Queen and of course, the crowned Prince, Garret. Garret’s not their son, but he is like a son to them since the daughter of the King and Queen was lost nearly seventeen years ago. Join Melanie as she walks in the vampire world and falls in love while finding out her true identity.

Arianna Jess Carlton , she's the biggest nerd in her school, Willston high. She's the loner and has been since she started, but who would've known that this 17 year old girl could kick your ass ten times over. She's the legendary "Ari" or also known as "AJ", a well known bad ass. She has too many secrets to count and a past that no 17 year old should go through. It makes sense for a girl with no parents taking care of herself or her 10 year old brother. She just wants her last year of high school to go smoothly. So when bad boy Zayden Mike King and his friends end up attending her high school you could tell how she would feel. Zayden is mysterious,hot, with a temper. He is known for his cold heartedness and legendary ways. With his god like looks no girl can resist his charms, his mysterious aura just attracts girls like flies. They think they can tame the bad boy,but Zayden knows its not possible to tame him. What happens when these two cross paths? Will secrets be revealed or buried deeper?

*editing* "As soon as he touched my arms sparks started to run along them. I missed him. The bond between us had grown stronger over the time apart. My heart was skipping to an unfamiliar beat and as soon as I was through the hole I wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him to me connecting his lips with mine. He kissed me back instantly. For what felt like hours, that I didn’t want to end, we kissed in the tiny broom closet entrance to the basement. I had no idea love could be so wonderful. I am absolutely, without a doubt, in love with Troy Quill." They're both future alphas, they're mates, but she doesn't believe in mates. Bluebell West is mute, she accepts that. She cannot accept Troy saying hes her mate, because she thinks hes using her for her pack. Which he is not true, not at all. Troy will do anything to win Bluebell's heart and make her believe that the love of mates is true, even if she isn't a werewolf. She may be future alpha of a legendary pack, but her mixed bloodline makes her only part werewolf, part human, and part/all dryad.