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"Excuse me sir, but do you happen to have a department of Aphroditology in this school?"
"Of what?"
"Aphroditology, sir. The study of love. Why we love, how we fall into it, how we fall out of it... It's a very important matter, the most important matter might I say, because it's the center of lives, yet no one quite understands it."
"I'm terribly sorry Mr. Molson, but there is no such thing as aphroditology, and the class certainly isn't offered by our faculty, so I suggest you stop blundering about and sign up for some Philosophy class instead. There'll be loads of boys like you with all the questions us normal folks don't have time to think about."