Life is crazy, especially if you work at Payne's Circus, where five best friends do. One of them was born to be a circus freak, with a level head for business and relationships. One of them is just plan crazy and he knows it, but it's how he has always been. Two of them are run aways, never really having the guts to tell their stories but always afraid of the past catching up with them. The last one...Well, he is just childish, silly and Louis Tomlinson. Their lives are crazy, messed up, and ridiculous, but it's always rainbows. (Larry Stylinson, Niam Horayne, and ZaynXOC)

Harry Styles never thought a night out with his best mate would lead him to finding the most beautiful creature, which he had ever laid eyes on. There were only two problems with this realization: the creature was a stripper, someone who got paid to take their clothes off for horny people; and the second was that he had a four year old daughter, waiting for him to pick her up in the morning... Stripper!Louis and Daddy!Harry.

So this is a collection of One Direction oneshot bromances. Available: Nouis, Zarry, Zouis, Narry, Lirry, Lilo, Ziall, Ziam, Niam, Larry.

Five boys. Four you. Three? No, two writers. One Direction. ;) ♥