Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Ok so I think this is the first one of these ever so yay! Secondly I'm going to give a small description! You are just a orphaned baby human girl. You are alone in the small ocean side town called Beach City. Forced to live in a random location alone you were lucky to be found by a member of a team of hero's called the Crystal Gems! You may seem like just a normal human child but there may be to you than meets the eyes!

(Book 2) Community connotes safety, togetherness. But does it? When Bailey and Chloe head back on the road, they come across strange markings belonging to a group intent on bloodshed and abduction. With a heinous enemy lurking in the shadows, they find help in new and old friends along the way. Together when they finally find Hargrove, all isn't what it seems with the make-shift, post-apocalyptic community. People are turning up dead and for once, zombies aren't the only ones to blame. Fingers are pointed, everyone becomes a suspect and no one is safe outside or inside these walls. Copyright © 2015 by N_D_Iverson All Rights Reserved. (Warning: This is the unedited, raw first draft) **Edited and expanded edition available for sale on Amazon and all other eBook retailers!**

**This book is set to PRIVATE, so you must be a follower to read** In this book I endeavor to offer tips on how to navigate the overflowing waters of Wattpad and get your story noticed. Disclaimer: This is not a snake-oil, cure all. You will only get out of Wattpad what you put into it.

Description Stevonnie is a normal teenager, with a normal life. Except she has a father with a magical destiny and a over protective mother, a sketchy best friend and healing powers. [PG-13]

(Book 1) In a world where a virus has spread turning most of the population into flesh eating monsters, there are two friends partying it up in New Orleans when the infection hits. Far away from home, they are trapped and trying to make sense of all that has happened with the help of new friends and enemies along the way. Zombies aren't the only thing to fear... Copyright © 2013 by N_D_Iverson All Rights Reserved. (Warning: This is the unedited, raw first draft) **The edited and polished version, with bonus content and a never before seen chapter, is now available on all eBook retailer websites!**

This is Sadie, she loves in Beach City, works at the Big Donut. She has great friends like Steven and Lars. But she's just had her heart set on Lars for a while...

A collection of my Steven Universe™ OC's and Edits! I hope to give you inspiration! Follow me to see more/ on Instagram @stephthewizard or @j.a.p.i.s

Lilia and James have nothing in common, but when they are trapped inside a forest with no water, food, shelter, and things that go bump in the night, can they survive?