Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"I never intended for things to end up like they did. We were both lost souls, him and I. We both were bound to this earth, like spirits with unfinished tasks. He wanted vengeance and I longed for freedom. In the end, I guess we both achieved what we had desired, but at the cost that neither of us were willing to pay. Destiny is a cruel and funny creature; eventually she gives you what you crave but never for free and undeniably not what you were willing to sacrifice for it. " So I noticed that most of the Sweeney Todd FanFics on here are mostly Sweenett or something of that sort. Let's just say that I decided to spice things up a bit. This is a LanaxSweeney (someone please come up with a cute couple name please!) FanFic and this is my first one as well! Please do be kind. :) If the reception goes over well I may do more AritstxVillians. Just tell me who you'd like to see! Okay I'm done now please don't kill me because of the long description! XD BY THE WAY I OWN NOT A SINGLE ONE OF THE CHARACTERS AND REAL LIFE PEOPLE. ALL EVENTS ARE PURELY FICTIONAL AND ANY SIMILARITY OF THE EVENTS IS PURLY COINCIDENTAL AND REALLY INTERESTING IF IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED. LIKE CAN YOU IMAGINE? LOL RIGHT?

Scarlet Tell is an average nineteen year old girl who had just graduated with her best friend, Katie. Katie and Scarlet share an apartment, and they have a whole summer to blow before having to even think about going to college. Katie likes to drag Scarlet out of the apartment to have "fun". Katie thinks that taking Scarlet to parties will help her loosen up. Katie thinks that maybe one of these times Scarlet will find someone that she will grow to have a relationship with, to sweep her off her feet, even swipe her V Card put it that way. After getting a strange letter in the mail, Katie drags Scarlet out of the house for a party. Katie swears she knows where she is going. When they pass three grave yards with still no signs of civilization Scarlet can't help but think that they are hopelessly lost. Until Katie pulls into a driveway leading to an old, creepy looking house, with already two other cars ahead of them. Carson vax is a fifth generation Vampire hunter. His family has been known for the hardest vamire captures for centuries. He is always assigned a person to capture, kill, or iterrogate. A lot of the time all three. Carson has never had a mission like this. He gets put on a mission to find a girl, with minimal information he will have to capture her and hold her hostage until they get the information there after. Her Parents. What will he do when he finds out she's more than what anyone expects. This mission may leave his ancestors missions in the dust.

One lost girl. She's not from here. She's arrived in a rocket ship. And what Zirra tells Gage challenges everything he, his sister and his best friend have always been told. The group of friends have one week to speak with their government. Or, there would be war. They need to convince them to accept Zirra and her friends again.

***GirlXGirl Romance*** Living in New York you learn to keep up with the quick pace of the city, myself included. I was never the one to stop and smell the roses, but that was until I met her on that dull September afternoon. Her eyes were light and dark at the same time, as if a devil and an angel lived inside of her. Time itself had stopped, and since that day everything had changed, ever since I had crossed paths with Drew Wilder.

'I know enough of the world, enough of men, To know that what’s beyond’s beyond our ken.' - Faust Goethe. Gee is a short story that I sincerely hope you enjoy. Highly appreciate feedback! :)

I had always hated this town. The only thing that ever made it any worth while was my best friend, Kim. But in the past year, she's started hanging out with the wrong crowd. I'm not sure what's keeping me here anymore, why I don't just leave and find a new place to move past the recent passing of my parents. Then again, maybe I do know what's keeping me here... Not Kim, certainly not my Aunt Joyce, and definitely not the community.. Maybe it's the boy with the scissor hands. The boy with the hypnotic eyes.

❝Even if we're apart, I will always be with you.❞ // Featured in the official Wattpad @Fanfic Attack on Titan Fanfiction reading list // [[ONGOING]] lowercase intended for title (a levi x reader romance)

Death is ready to visit a new world! Based on the published novel and Wattpad sensation, Death is My BFF is now a webcomic! Experience the story like never before now only on WEBTOON! This is a VERY rough, early draft of "Death is My BFF" and the published version looks very different! :) ****** (2014 WATTY AWARD WINNER!) The legendary Angel of Death has spared Faith Williams' divine soul. However, this merciful act comes at a price. When she turns eighteen, her soul and everything that she is, will belong to him. The problem? Faith's not going to hell without a fight. Death isn't the only creature that has taken notice in her uniqueness. Demons, monsters, one vengeful demi-god, and a notorious playboy are all wrecking havoc on her life. Torn between two worlds, Faith must decide once and for all whom she can trust, and whom she can allow herself to love, before all of hell breaks loose. Even if it means striking another deal with Death. * * * FAQ: HELLO, YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON! :) You CAN read this story without reading the Original Death series. DEATH IS MY BFF REWRITTEN is a total rewrite of the first draft of "Death is My BFF", which I wrote when I was 14. The ORIGINAL series is on my profile, but it does not line up with this book. Again, the book you are currently on is "Death is My BFF Rewritten," which is part of the Rewritten Death Chronicles, and this book does not line up with the original Death series. Again, the Rewritten Death Chronicles will share similarities to the original series, but should be considered a SEPARATE from the series I wrote when I was 14! Please enjoy!!!!! Xoxo, Katarina E. Tonks * * * JOIN THE FACEBOOK GROUP FOR THE DEATH SERIES!!! (Thank me later!!! LOL.) https://www.facebook.com/groups/308207282529485/

several chaotic arrangements of: sentences, copied quotes, morbid emo whining, rambling, song lyrics and maybe some rhyming, a tiny pinch of positive content and just a little bit of actual poetry that I'm proud of. but hey, I like to think I'm a little good at this, maybe. [mostly contains emo content] (lowercase intended)