***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

(Needs major editing. I wrote this in 2013 and it was my first ever story.) Katie is the daughter of Simon Cowell. After 9 years of not seeing each other she gets invited to his wedding, to a women just 2 years older then she is. Of course it's hard for her to actually go. Her boyfriend, Beau Mirchoff talks her into going and she goes but she bumps into boy band, One Direction and her whole world turns upside down. Her and Niall start to hit it off and she gets deep feelings for him. But what happens when another member asks her to be his fake girlfriend? Copyright © 2013 showFreak1232 (Cover by bleachedflowers)

What would you do if you were poor - like, nearly-living-on-the-streets kind of poor,- and you somehow end up stuck at the London shopping center with none other than a famous boyband during one of England's biggest recorded snow storms? Problem is, you've never heard of these boys before, ever, and you don't really want anything to do with them. Having enough to deal with back at home with only a alcoholic mother and two three-year old siblings is enough. But when one bandmember falls for you and offers you the unexpectable, how can you refuse? -hey follow me on twitter @miniturdx- new account as of august 2015! i'll be more active on twitter than this account :)

Just a bunch of funny jokes that are not my own and I'm just sharing them. Hope they make you laugh!!

What happens when Olivia meets Louis Tomlinson? Does she recognize him? Of course not. She attacks him. Not because he's in One Direction, but because he's buying carrots, and she wanted carrots. When he takes her home to the boys to prove that he's not the only crazy, stripe wearing, carrot loving, person in the world, will she decide to stay for awhile? What will this twin-like friendship turn into?

This book is for all of you directioners out there. It is filled with hilarious Jokes, Puns, Quotes + more random stuff.

| Highest Ranking: #1 in Fanfiction | Katie Niroman has been best friends with Niall Horan since birth. They were always side-by-side every minute of the day; they were inseparable. That is, until Katie turned twelve and had to move to Canada for her Dad's job. For the next five years they keep in contact by calling and texting overseas. Their lives changed as they grew older; Niall signed up for the xFactor which brought him to fame, while Katie was constantly submerged in science books. But, what happens when fate brings them back together? As Katie finds herself on a private jet that's headed to London, she awaits her new life, that is, reuniting with her childhood best friend Niall. Oh, and that's right, his four new best friends.

Roll out the carpet, hoist the Directoner flag...It is time for the 74th Husband Games! 60 girls must go into an arena to compete to marry one of the five members from the popular band One Direction! This contest will separate Directioners from Directionators! It will also separate fangirls from crazy fangirls! And complications begin as one boy is chosen as a competitor to become friends with OneD. Follow Shauna (main character) as she sets out to marry a member. Happy Husband Games And May The Carrots Be Ever In Your Flavor! (featuring 60 real girls!! who submitted to be part of the games on tumblr! :D)

cheesy jokes that harry styles might say... the first, original, joke book

Holidays with the eleven inch jesus? ©NarniaSailor. All rights reserved. cover: saniyya, from the start she has always been here for me. :)