On Wednesdays we wear plaid.

"Get in loser we're going to college"

"There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it."

If people thought I was a dirty fuckboy fine. I'd be the dirtiest fuckboy they'd ever seen.

she kissed him at 11:59 and didn't let go until 12:01 so she could have a perfect end and a perfect beginning.

"You can call me daddy." "You cannot be fucking serious." __________ "This is a weird part of the internet, I don't like this place." - Michael Clifford, 2020.

"i want you to call me daddy." [au, punk!ashton, daddy!ashton] cover by: beth my bae

"you've never had sex, but you're pregnant? so, you're like... the virgin mary?" "actually, my names lily."

He just stood there staring at me. "Can I help you?" I asked gaining some confidence. "Yeah. You can start by sorting out these files, contacting these people, and getting me a coffee." He said dropping several folders on my desk. He started to walk out the door when I spoke again. "Who do you think you are?" I asked annoyed "I think that I'm Ashton Irwin, your new boss." ___________ Story Began- August 30, 2014 Highest Ranking- Fanfiction: 74

She thought it was just a fan conspiracy, she never knew it could be true.