A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

You are Emily Schmidt, Mike's twin sister. Here's a little summary: You and Mike both decided to take up jobs as night guards at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria to earn money to help you and Seth, your little brother, get by since your parents recently died. Little did you know what 'adventures' will await you at your once (and maybe still!) beloved pizzeria. [This is the first version. I have a rewrite of this. Feel free to read which one you want or both! Both is good, too! (lol, me when it comes to Anime subs and dubs)]

(GOING THROUGH MAJOR EDITING) Jimmy casket...the infamous killer is a merciless killer who will do anything to quench his thirst for blood, but what happens when a certain girl has quench said thirst? your name is (f/n) (l/n), and this is your story of a killer who stole your heart.

"Being reunited with your childhood best friend after eight years apart? Sounds like a heart-warming story. Finding out that said best friend is now a complete jerk who's determined to make your life hell? Not so much." Georgie and Connor were once inseparable. Best friends from birth, they did everything together - well, that was until Connor's dad got a once-in-a-lifetime job opportunity and the family was forced to relocate to New York. At age sixteen, Georgie's life is totally different - her main goal being to keep her head down and escape the brutalities of high school with as little emotional scarring as possible. Balancing school, work and her dwindling social life is enough of a challenge, but it's about to get a bit more complicated when her conceited ex-best friend gets thrown into the mix. Maybe friendship should come with an instruction booklet.

enjoy life, enjoy this book theres no secrets. you're wasting your time. there's nothing down here. SRSLY? lol did you scroll down until here? okay, secret description. thanks for the 62k views! I made this book for you. because I wub you. I wub you all so much. never feel bad about yourselves because you're never alone. and always be yourselves. don't let anyone or anything get in your way. Cuz you guys are amazing. and you are the best. don't you ever feel rejected or alone. srsly, thankies.

Stranded, scared, and broken. She doesn't remember anything besides the tragic shipwreck she suffered years ago. One Direction went through similar, a plane crash, and stranded on the same land. They thought everything was over, and their lives have ended...or so they thought. Who knew there was a person already living on the island? Who knew it was only an innocent girl who has been stranded for eleven years? Who knew, that one of them was going to fall for the strange island girl? Well, no one did. ©

this story is about friendship and that even if you are miles apart you are still close to your friends in your heart