FUNNY ANIME QUOTES!!! Collection of anime quotes that I think are funny! Dialogue also! If theres one that's not in here that you'd like to be just tell me! Give the quote, anime name and the name of the character who said it. ^.^

Gabrielle is your normal teenager with a job, school, and a somewhat lonely social life. Staying close to her mother, she thinks that her life is perfect they way it is; without her father, without friends, and with Mr. Wiggles her cute, fluffy cat. But when she meets the Summers family and her possessive fiancé Daniel, her life is thrown off balance. She questions her mother's trust and loyalty, and finds the truth about her mother that she would have never guessed. She's forced to live with Daniel, and hates him completely; but soon enough, she grows to like, and maybe even love her fiancé, but when she finds out who he really is and what he is, and gets into the life of werewolves, and be obsessed by some other random werewolf who has it out to get her and have him for himself, can she ever excepts her true fate?

[Complete] "He follows me around like a predator seeking a moment of weakness before he takes down his prey. But his eyes are soft and tell me a different story." Eighteen-year-old Zara is a born and raised African-American city girl. She's always seen the mountains in the distance, but never once set foot in them--until she wakes up one night in the middle of them with a raging thunderstorm overhead and no memory of how she got there. As if her situation couldn't be more terrifying, she finds a wolf staring back at her in the darkness. Just when she thinks she's about to become his next meal, she discovers that he is not what he seems. Despite her weaknesses and limitations in the wilderness, their journey together becomes a test of trust. But when Zara learns the truth, she's not ready to accept it. --- **You will not find the following werewolf clichés here: alpha's my mate, mate rejected me, abused MC, or super-special-rare white wolf.** An adventure that develops into an interracial romance. Ages 12+ PRAISE FOR ZARA'S WOLF: "I absolutely love it. It has a uniqueness that I haven't seen before." - LJSummers "This was amazing. One of the best werewolf stories I've read." - foodlovr09 "I sat here biting my fingernails as I read... This is simply gut wrenching!!! ...And I'm not a fan of wolf books either... But THIS!!! Zara's Wolf is incredible!!!" - Somerlea "Zara's Wolf is an enthralling rollercoaster that not only serves as one of the best werewolf novels on Wattpad, but one of the best books of all time! The main protagonist is a wonderful character who makes you feel involved in her own way. This is a fantastic debut to what could be a fantastic series." - BradfordAuthor13

Some parents are just cruel. They make their kids get jobs while they sit and spend all the money. But when the kid isn't bringing in enough money what do they do? That's right they sell them. Whether they sell them for sex, or to be maids, or to be punching bags for angry drunks, it's downright disgusting. Catalina Maddox tried to provide for her worthless mother. But one day her boss let her go because of the terrible economy. Her mom couldn't take the loss of her single sourced income. So she registers to sell her daughter online. However her mom didn't expect to sell her to her soul mate. Emmett Jackson was the most powerful Alpha. His pack, the Bloodstone pack, didn't take crap from anyone. So will they except their new Luna? Better yet, will their Luna accept and want to stay with them? -Wattpad has made it private so follow me to read it :)

Emmie had an okay life. She thought she knew everything. But, she was wrong. ( dedicated to my best friend Beautifully_Broken1 )