Oh Digby, we're not in the Pie Hole anymore... My rather ridiculous fic on Ned's reaction to waking up in Mirkwood...only to discover he is in fact the ElvenKing. Just for giggles. I couldn't help myself! XD DISCLAIMER: I WISH...OH HOLY SWEET EMERSON COD...how I wish I owned Pushing Daisies. Sadly - nay tis a travesty - I am in no way connected/affiliated/owning of such a wonderful show. Neither do I own JRR Tolkien's incredible world - yet again such injustice in the world. But I do have the pleasure of loving such amazing creations, and the delightful right to fangirl idiotically over such ludicrous notions. Enjoy...and have some pie! XD

It's Christmas at the Pie Hole! Everything's happy, warm, wonderful and dead. Wait dead? But its Christmas! Emerson Cod calls upon Ned to help him solve the murder chain of mall Santa Claus. While olive and chuck want to go along they're denied and sent to decorate the pie hole for its first Christmas party! fun right? no. not for chuck at least. This decorating isn't gonna feed her need for adventure, guess its time for some mischief from the alive again avenger. Join them all to get all the facts and from different perspectives in this pushing daisies fanfiction!

A story where Our favorite Piemaker has to face his past while also chasing a killer Santa on the loose. Your holidays can never be normal when you are able to wake the dead.

Norma decides that she and her two sons deserve better than to live in fear of her husband, Sam. So she packs up and drives her kids to a nice little town in White Pine Bay. How was she supposed to know that the quaint town would change her life completely? Both for the better and worse.

*THE FIVE GUYS WERE A CONCEPT MADE BY @sandvikmoes * In an alternate universe, eurovision artists are regular highschool students just trying to get by. These teens from all sorts of European backgrounds (and not so much cough cough AUSTRALIA) come together to make friends, get some good ol education and maybe even find somebody to love; following our main characters: Kostya Bocharov (Melovin), Nikita Alekseev, Mikolas Josef, Ari Oláfsson and Benjamin Ingrosso (also known as The Five Guys). Of course with some drama along the way! Enjoy this really dumb au that I've been thinking about since December it means a lot to me x .

{#1 in AlexRomero} {#190 out of 5.7k in Despair} {#1 in NormaBates} • Based off the show "Bates Motel". Norma Bates is a single mother living with her son, Norman Bates who is mentally ill. The Sheriff, Alex Romero (a closed off, dedicated and persistent man) and Norma (a beautiful, strong, independent woman with a haunting past) both grow closer over the span of three to four years. Strange things keep occurring. Alex being the sheriff of the town will not stop until all crimes are dealt with. All murders are solved. Will Norma get Norman help? Or will he continue blacking out, and proceed with committing crimes based off of his mental illness/s/ in the small town of White Pine Bay. - Disclaimer: I do NOT own any of these characters. I just use the characters and the stories from Bates and twist them to suit my taste. May contain Mature Content containing sexual content, drug use, and gore/murder. Please enjoy and please enjoy :)

Welcome, This is a fanfic about Normero. It is based off of the characters from "Bates Motel" and takes place after the season finale. From juggling Norman and his condition, to Bob Paris and the Motel, get ready to read some steamy and interesting things, as Norma and Alex get closer and closer. Will they last? Will they have the same feeling? We'll see! Enjoy your stay!!

SPOILERS!THIS BOOK IS AFTER SEASON 4 IF U HAVENT WATCH SEASON 4 DONT READ THIS BOOK JUST YET! After the events of Norma's death,Norman's been trying to cope with his life and fit in with his high school friends.Alex Romero tries to expose Norman's dark secret which Norma tries to hide for years.Dylan Massetts is doing his best to be emma's perfect man but decided to go back to White Pine Bay to help his brother.As Norman continues on,he is haunted by hallucinations and illusions of Bad Norma.Is he able to fit in and live his life as normal? All rights to Bates Motel.Love the show,really underrated and deserves more praises.I hope you enjoy my new style in this book.YAY!

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