Obama arrives at Bikini Bottom eager to taste those delicious Krabby Patties. Love sparks when he lays eyes on the delicious, spongy chef.

Jesus wishes my mum had an abortion

Donald Trump is a vain, hateful piece of scum. But that doesn't mean he's incapable of feelings. And when he lays eyes on Hillary Clinton, he can't even imagine how traumatic life would be without her. Trump makes it his own personal mission to win the heart of the unattainable Hillary, while in the process, dominating the United States, and eventually, the world.