"Hello, this is the rejection hotline. The person who gave you this number just isn't that interested, so move on. If you feel like ranting to someone, press one to speak to a live representative. But otherwise, get a grip, they were out of your league."

"i just want to help her, but i don't think she wants to be helped." ashtoniwrins ©

"Alright, you horny little shits, let's talk about sex,"

"You have 100 days to make someone fall in love with you. Only the words 'I love you' can reverse the curse. However, when the numbered days are up, you will remain this way forever. It's your bet Irwin."

"We have been investigating a murder case for the past two months and we, the Interpol, publicly announce that the main suspect is Ashton Irwin."

"Well, Miss Alice, Haven't you ever heard of Jack the Ripper?"