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Sarah's senior year is coming up - and she decided to make the most of it. She is a girl on a mission: living high school to the fullest. Together with her best friend Emma she writes a bucket list for her last year in high school. Sarah is determined to experience everything she has missed out on so far, like "Have a food fight," "Get detention", "Be the hot topic of the rumor mill", "Crash a party" and many more. But little did she realize how her mission affects others as well. Will she be able to fulfill every task on her list? And is she really ready for new experiences, new friends and maybe even a new love...? (PLEASE NOTE: this is the unedited first draft of this story.)

Need help with figureing out how boys/girls think? Or just need a good laugh? Or maybe a funny but clever (that makes you sound smart) saying? Then look no further!!! Here is the book you need!!! It holds OVER 61 things about guys and 45 things about girls!!! Plus 101 (plus one I made up) FUNNY sayings!!!! That are SUPER SMART!!!! So have a romance or have a good laugh with friends! Anythings posible with this book!!! EX: Laugh alone, and the world thinks your an idiot. *starts to laugh* "Hey it really IS true!!! Go figure!!!" P.S. the part where guys are ticklish is true, I even asked a guy XD

Basically where I let out my random energy and things I would like the world to know. CAUTION: Too many intakes of random jokes may result in LAUGHTER :D

This is my first fanfiction, so please go easy on me. I hope you like it. ^.^

~This story started out as a collaboration between Zenon107 and myself, but I've been taking some time to gather my thoughts and travel away from needing her help to write~ Hello. You don't know me because I am the type of person who doesn't talk to anyone. I don't dress like the other guys. I dress more like a girl than anything. I get made fun of all the time for being gay, what I dress like; the whole nine yards. I always go home to find my house a wreck because my parents hate each other. My older brother, being nineteen, doesn't care what goes on in the house. He's always out partying and banging his girlfriend, who he doesn't know is gay. I have to sit in my room and endure the constant verbal abuse my father shoots at my mother and vice versa. Sometimes, the fighting gets so intense that there is physical abuse. My only escapes are my computer, my knife, and Blood On The Dance Floor. I have feelings for Jayy Von Monroe. Because of him I can be at peace when I sleep at night. I love him. I want to marry him someday. [All the banners are made by me~]

*Black Veil Brides Fan Fiction* Who knew that the worst night of Iris's life would bring the man of her dreams to her? Iris is an outcast amongst her peers, she listens to the wrong music, likes the wrong things and just generally act's herself. One night while making a short cut home she is tackled and comes close to being abused, or worse, she wakes up in the tour van of Black Veil Brides. What's the worst that could happen besides falling for the lead singer? *Sequel 'Forever Indy' Now up DISCONTINUED* Written 9 years ago so definitely a bit dated! If you feel like going ahead anyway, please enjoy with this in mind x