Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Nathan Fitzgerald and Sam Davis made a pact to always be there for each other. Whether it's sacrificing their own bait for each other to score or getting rid of those clingy girls, they vow to always make sure they get luck at the end of the night. Meet Juliet Charlotte Sparks aka Charlotte, a stunning girl with a fierce attitude and no tolerance for playboys. What will happen when Nathan and Charlotte meet and he finds out she's completely immune to his irresistible charm? One thing is for sure: Nathan won't give up until he wins his playboy game.

Wren Martin is socially awkward. She blocks off herself to the world, hiding behind her favorite hoodie. All she wants to do is keep a low profile, and graduate well enough to qualify for a college scholarship. But then a babysitting job leads her to cross paths with Asher Reed, Eastview Highʼs notorious athlete. When a field injury kickstarts his senior year, heʼs turning his free time and attention to Wren. And maybe she might not want to be invisible after all. ***** [Watty's Collector's Edition Winner] [TFA Runaway Prize Winner] [[word count: 150,000-200,000 words]] Cover designed by Ashley Santoro

The Bad Boy and The Tomboy is now published as a Wattpad Book! As a Wattpad reader, you can access both the Original Edition and Books Edition upon purchase. Nicknames, a love of soccer, and school rumors are all the bad boy and the tomboy have in common. But if they give each other a chance, will they find something more? ***** Seventeen-year-old Macy Anderson is a tomboy that plays soccer, hangs with the guys, can't stand girls (except her best friend Jasmine) and doesn't know who Sam Cahill is. But when the pair unexpectedly meet, everything goes downhill from there. Because Sam Cahill is the school's bad boy, known for skipping classes and getting into trouble. Not to mention his cocky attitude, British accent, and magnetic charm, which seems to work on all the girls -- except Macy, who has a rule not date in high school. But when Sam starts showing her his moves (on and off the soccer field), Macy begins to see a different guy under the leather-clad exterior. Will that be enough to convince her that he's the one guy worth breaking the rules for? [[Word count: 300,000 - 350,000 words]] [[2015 Watty Winner]] All Rights Reserved- ©nikki20038

Our choices define us. They determine where we're headed in life, the crowd we do life with, but also, who we are. They can free us. But they can also chain us down. ~Original poems written my yours truly~

Bronte Davis is Worthington High's sweetheart. With a charismatic and loveable personality and a drive to help anyone and everyone, it's easy to understand just why everyone loves her. That is, everyone except Blake Parker; the school's rude and arrogant bad boy. But even that's not hard to understand why. While Blake is mean, cruel and egotistical, Bronte is kind, helpful and humble. So what happens when Bronte is forced to stay at Blake's house since her parents are off on a work trip around Africa? Well, with Bronte's sudden determination to befriend the arrogant Bad Boy, you can only imagine all the different possibilities. Yes, all the possibilities that involve the two ripping each other's throats out, that is. With late night conversations, ruthless pranks, constant bickering and secrets that are yet to unfold, its a miracle the two haven't killed each other... yet. Then again, opposites do attract. ▲ ▲ ▲ Cover made by @jeoneunkiko

I decided to take this in a different direction since I wasn't happy with what I had uploaded. I'm in the process of re-writing it and starting from scratch so please look in my library for the updated version. Thank you!

Step into the world of Azalea Green, a 17-year-old navigating the twists of life in the charming town of Aurora Meadows. Three years ago, she pledged to face life with a smile, independence, and an unyielding spirit. Azalea shares her home with parents and cousin Mike. Her heartbreak, caused by her first love's betrayal, reshaped her innocent and youthful outlook. This defining moment made her realise her true worth. Supported by her ride-or-die friends, Liz and Bella, Azalea emerged stronger, shedding her vulnerability. As she steps into a new high school, challenges unique to her laid-back previous school await her. Brace yourself for a new chapter in Azalea's journey, filled with highs, lows, and unexpected encounters, especially when she collides with the school's bad boy in the hallway. Welcome to the magnetic world of teen love, resilience, and self-discovery. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He yanked me close to his chest, warning, ''Try that again, and you'll see the worst of me.'' I shook off the bewildering encounter, realising that the familiar scent from earlier in the morning lingered around him. ''I'm not afraid of you,'' I chuckled confidently and shoved him aside. ''Haha,'' he sneered. ''Uh, I see you're a newbie, You don't know who I am yet,'' he said in a mocking tone. #2nd Teen Fiction, The Rosie Awards 2020