*****WATTYS 2015 WINNER!***** WATTPAD STAFF PICK (9/7/15) In the end, the robots win. But you already knew that. "Everyone Died + My iPhone Stopped Working" is a collection of short interviews with some of the survivors. People who have tremendous insight into the rise of Artificially Intelligent machines or, more often, don't. Why did the robots rise up? What did they want? Why couldn't they be stopped? Can they be stopped now? Is humanity doomed? And what the f--k is going on with the squirrels? You will get the answers to all of these questions. Or some of these questions. Or none of these questions. We'll see. I will be updating this once a week until I run out of stuff that I find funny. Then I'm done. Cover art courtesy of the hilarious and ridiculously talented Dave Pressler. (http://www.davepresslerart.com)

Here, there and everywhere with work my boyfriend Charlie is rather quick to make me his last priority, and after being offered a job in Dubai theres of course no hesitation to fly out there. It happens to most girls, we fall in love with his good looks and charm, but end up with his boyish, annoying, rude, disgusting and need i go on ways. I've come to the conclusion I'm better off as far away from relationships as i can. So living at home with Charlie's best mate Aston, another decision of his, its now my turn to take an offer i cant refuse...

Everyday Rochelle Evans, a.k.a Chelly wakes up at 6am and takes the bus at 7am. She takes it this early because she wants to see her crush every morning. The only problem is she knows nothing about him! what happens when the subway stops between two stations and u find yourself stuck with your crush?! Oh and u only have 60 minutes to live?! Will she survive? Or die without even knowing her crush's name?! Follow Rochelle on her day and discover what is waiting for her... :)

As a 'fat girl', Quinn Jones' life consists of problem after problem, leaving her quite insecure. Moving to a new school for senior year didn't help that either. With a new set of people to stare at her, she's terrified. But then, a miracle happens. Connor, the school's toughest guy, decides to watch over her, making school seem more survivable. Watch Quinn's journey of acceptance and love as she goes through her senior year.

If you saw Valerie Henon, you'd know that no one would ever consider her skinny for even a second. She wasn't popular either, but she was okay with all of this. Her life was good. That is, until new neighbor, Calum Hood shows up. From the instant she met, she knew she was going to hate him. He was obnoxious and rude and she just couldn't stand to be around him. That is, until she see's a new side of him one night. She learns new things about him and tells him things she hasn't told anyone else. Could she ever end up falling for him? I mean, why waste her time on someone she doesn't think will ever like her back, right?

Odd... Some people write love letters on paper... Not skin.

When Victoria 'Tori' Peige found out that Zachary Anderson was the reason for all of her bestfriend's past break-ups, she knew she had to step in and make a move. Even if it was against her will, Ms. goody-goody asked Zach to be her boyfriend. Little did Tori know that Zach only agreed because he wanted to use her in order to get to her bestfriend. But what would happen when the relationship that started out with lies and deceit turn into something...real?

Madison's life has been one bad thing after the next,but things starts to change when she starts to attend a prestige school for the rich, she does want or plan on making friends she just wants good grades so she can take care of all her loved ones, but when the schools hotty Jeremy and his mob of crazy, funny, charming and player friends gain a way into her heart what will happen? What will happen when they find out about her secrets and what it’s like to live on the not so rich side of town? What it’s like to take care of the ones you loved without any thought for yourself? And for Jeremy and Madison, maybe even, what it’s like to fall in love with someone with a completely different life? Put all that together add two energetic twin siblings who need to be saved, Famous parents (Famous for all the wrong reasons), a player who falls in love, lots and lots of street racing and to top it off a BAD girl with a heart of gold and a way to make everything fun. Well this should be quite a story.