For months Summer is trapped in a cellar with the man who took her - and three other girls: Rose, Poppy, and Violet. His perfect, pure flowers. His family. But flowers can't survive long cut off from the sun, and time is running out...

This is about a young girl who is an orphan. She, in this story, is trying to find her way through School, friends, and "trying" to find a family right for her. Unfortunately, she usually gets pushed away. Read about a girl who faces rejection, but finds her life.

They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution. (cover by @glueeater)

I was only six back then. I was hiding under my mothers bed, my dad had told to hide until he was back. I could hear my moms screams from the kitchen, but I was too scared to move.

Sanctuary, a place like no other. It is an abandoned ski slope, empty and rotting. Well at least to the living, to the dead, it is their home. The people that live in sanctuary are currently in limbo. Follow five dead girls and their adventure in this world of spirits.