If you think you've wandered into a Fruits Basket-type story with sugary sweetness and romance, you are wrong. Dead wrong. This is a story where you probably won't survive the night. Welcome to a world where you have to be wary of going out of your home. Lock your doors behind you. Carry a weapon of the highest caliber possible. Don't stay out after sunset, even if you have a flashlight and camping gear. Beware the Zodiac. They are everywhere, and they are so thirsty... Thirsty for your annihilation. The cover photo and many of the side photos are by Yuhon on deviantart, so I in no way claim ownership of any kind of them. This is a Hetalia AU of my own creation, something completely new to the world. Please be kind and don't be too critical, though there shall be some gore and violence, possibly death (especially in flashbacks) so read at your own discretion. Again, this is something I myself came up with (with some inspiration from Yuhon's pictures) so have fun!

The things I do. Warning: extreme weirdness and occniess

Based on Hogwarts Rules. I am not responsible for anything which happens to you should you do these things, this includes starting ww3, being deported and banned from said country or being kicked out of the World Meetings/Hetalia High. This book is high. (High I'm so high. Fly, fly to the sky...)

Basically stuff I think is funny

This book is also high. I am not responsible for any life threatening injuries, possible accusations of being a titan, being put on cleaning duty or any other dangerous results from following this. I didn't TELL you to do this. I strongly suggested it. Jean looks like a horse. Bonus: If you haven't already, check out my original story which inspired this, How to annoy the Hetalia characters! Now with extra pasta~~ http://www.wattpad.com/story/1508764-how-to-annoy-the-hetalia-characters

New meaning = Previews! That's right, EVERY chapter will be a preview of the next chapter in another story! ~See you around! :) ~BlarrDeHarr

Lucifer discovers Flappy Bird. Features OC

This is self explanatory -3- no need for a summary. If you want requests, follow the form on the first chapter and comment on it so I could write it :) If you just want to talk privately and want quick responses, my Twitter is @LilyShinigami