A bunch of cute and funny quotes about being a true Minnesotan. Updated often, more than once a day.

"that mouth of yours is too dirty for that pretty face." + lowercase intended highest rank: fanfiction #6

Second book to 'sugar daddy » jack gilinsky' Highest rank: fanfiction #13

"i'm your boss, not your friend." + lowercase intended highest rank: fanfiction #4

(COMPLETED) Charlotte Summers is the last virgin in her school; a school where taking virginity is a sport. The sport has five main contenders: Tyler Bradshaw, the mysterious bad boy; Alec Jennings, the all-star athlete; Ian Jameson, the cocky rich guy; Beckett Cartwright, the renowned genius; and Lucas Chandler, her best friend. With all these guys determined to win the title of the Virginator, will Charlotte make it out alive with her virginity? tumblr link for pictures: http://thelastvirginstanding.tumblr.com/ Cover by @WeAreAHurricane [#4 Teen Fiction / #4 Humor]

Tessa Young is an 18 year old college student with a simple life, excellent grades, and a sweet boyfriend. She always has things planned out ahead of time, until she meets a rude boy named Hardin, with too many tattoos and piercings who shatters her plans.

The passionate story of Tessa and Hardin continues as family secrets, deep betrayals, and career opportunities threaten to tear them apart.

Here are Carrie Underwoods song lyrics. (Some songs may not play)I don't own any of the lyrics or videos, I'm just making it easier so you can find her lyrics. Thanks and Enjoy!!!

"Give me sex and your time and I'll buy you anything you want, baby." In which a girl takes up an offer, but then realizes that it isn't as easy and simple as she thought it'd be. Highest rank: fanfiction #3 This story is so bad I wrote it in 2014. Be warned.