Dallon Weekes hates flowers. He also coincidentally owns a flower shop, which will look great on his college application letters (which he's sent in to many schools and has received absolutely no feedback whatsoever, from anybody). He's swimming in debt with only a flower shop to provide income, so long story short things aren't going as well as he'd planned. But the guy hellbent on revenge for his cheating ex with poison ivy in his pockets might convince him that it's okay. And Brendon Urie just got cheated on. His (ex) partner is allergic to flowers, which he plans to throw through his bedroom window (since he lives right next to him), and the best flower shop around, according to Google, is Dallon's. He's not sure how he's going to break a window with a plastic case full of flowers and poison ivy, but as soon as Dallon moves in down the street, there's no harm in missing if it means he gets to see him again.

[Detective/Spy au whatever you wanna say] de·prav·i·ty dəˈpravədē/ noun: depravity; plural noun: depravities moral corruption; wickedness. "a tale of wickedness and depravity" -picks up too quick and doesn't slow down, I know I hate books that pick up on the first chapter too. It's fine it's fine it's fine -it's also gonna be decently short. I have come to accept the fact that fight scenes are not my strong suit -so many original pointless characters jeez

Ah yes, the classic ditch and cold shoulder combo - something Dallon is used to, which is definitely not a good thing, in case you were unaware. But thanks to Brendon, he's much more than simply aware of how awful it feels to watch your best friend leave you in the dust with no explanation, how it feels to watch your EX best friend make the optimal position on the famous football team and win 3 national championships in a row, get nothing but A's for 3 years, and do it all with the football teams beloved halfback. It's a good thing his comedic friend is there to keep him company. But first of all, how? Second of all, bad luck always makes its way to everyone, as does good luck to everybody else that'd been stuck in a never ending pit of despair for far too long. And third of all, Dallon's luck is about to change. ... "If only we knew," I told him, watching my own words twist up in frigid smoke "if only we knew that years later we wouldn't speak to each other until now, if only we knew how fucked up things would turn out to be." "I wouldn't dare to trade a second of any of it if I knew I'd end up right back here with you."

The soft sound of Gansey's feet echoed through the empty pews in the church. No one was with him. Except they were. Noah Czerny sat silently in the first seat, shoulder slumped. Anyone else would have thought it was a trick of the light but not Gansey. Noah's image flickered slightly in the bright summer light streaming from the stained glass window. "Noah, where's Ronan?" "No idea, ask Adam."

Dallon is a Curatrix, a guardian assigned to watch over a child on earth. Charged with protecting a child named Brendon, things are ok at first. But, as Brendon grows up, he becomes ungrateful towards Dallon. When Dallon finally has enough, he becomes human to show Brendon how hard life can REALLY be. Cover by @hbufrnk

this is literally an emo love story over text it is a mess (discontinued sorry i dont like bands anymore)

Voldemort is dead. The Augurey is imprisoned. All is well in the Wizarding World. Once again Scorpius and Albus are friends, the best of friends. But with fifth year approaching and the world seeing them in a new light they begin to ask themselves the question; just how deep can friendship run before it becomes something else? #equestrianawards2017 **SPOILERS: This FanFic contains spoilers and plot points from Harry Potter & the Cursed Child!**

oh, my sweet lover... [#34 in poetry - 06/28/17]

[+JOSHLER] ❝Before you, I hated life. I hated my parents, my school, my teachers... then you came around with your wide doe eyes, and freckled cheeks.❞ ♡ Where Joshua hates everything and everybody, except for the innocent boy who lives next door with the freckled cheek and flowers in his hair. ♡ #214 in fanfiction, December 5th 2016.

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