"I love you my beautiful wife." "Shut up, Harry. You're gay and that's that." ~Or~ Harry is married and his wife swears he's in love with Louis. || Ranked: 2nd place in the Popular Larry Stories category of the Bromance Awards ||

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Cecilia Kee has always had problems. No, not the regular high school girl problems. She wasn't worried about homework, grades, friends. She wasn't even worried about a boyfriend. See, Cecilia has cancer. Brain cancer to be specific. A special type of brain cancer that affects the way she feels pain. And of course, given the weight of the situation, she hasn't bothered to explain it to very many people. But she doesn't mind the shadows. She certainly doesn't mind the secret. ><>< COMPLETED: 9/27/16 Highest Ranking: #29 in General Fiction

Stereotypes. I hate them. On my first day at my new school, a girl in a blue and white cheerleader's uniform told me I 'looked like a cheerleader' and asked me to come to tryouts. I almost decked her. Blonde hair and blue eyes do not a cheerleader make. Cheerleaders can be bitchy and mean but they can also act all happy and excited and they can drool and swoon over Finn Wallace – the hands-down hottest guy in school – like there's no tomorrow. Me? Well, I'm just bitchy and mean. So someone please tell me why Finn Wallace is suddenly chasing after me? *This is NOT a Bridgit Mendler fan fiction* Copyright © 2013 CrayonChomper

[this is a collaboration between @THokumVevo and @_brilliant] In a world where intelligence started to fade and stupidity started to possess people, a new brilliance has been discovered. But it's not your everyday intelligent kind of brilliance. With two evils masters controlling the earth, a new foolish kind of brilliance has appeared. How could our foolish minds create such high level of quotes? Our quotes absolutely blew the winds of fabulousness-ish, not really, let’s all indulge on that and learn from it the sheer importance of quotes, because they sound so valid~. Indeed they blow winds of importance and stuff, because quotes of course reflect the truth in all his glory. We mixed the evilness of our souls, the humor of our minds and our brilliance to create a master piece: A Fool Of Brilliance.

What happens at camp stays at camp. // est. July 26th, 2014 - #1 in fanfiction [cover by lex]

A fandom's humor, a tabloid's humiliation. cover by @diversions There is a Spanish, Italian, Polish, and English version. This is in English, see my reading list for more. Published August 4, 2014.