Alright, fine! You all want to hear more? I'll tell you more! Sit down and don't interrupt me. So yeah, after the whole fiasco I told you about last time, things went pretty well. No undead armies trying to kill me and Mew gained some level of sanity. Doesn't mean life was easy. Life in the International Police can get very...strange at times.

A story, you say? Well, I know a few of those. Some of them are about me, and some of those are even true. This one's one of my favorites. It's how I came to be the Absol I am today. Of course, I didn't like it then, but that's how it always is with life. It's kind of funny that way. It starts with me running down the slopes of Mt. Coronet... (This story has received the 'So good, someone stole it from me once' Award) (This is an adventure story that takes place in the Game Universe with a mix of OC and canon characters.) (This story is also submitted in the 2014 Watty Awards contest)