Funny Text Bloopers: 2

Jokes, hilarious comebacks, funny texts, this book has it all. If you are looking for a good laugh, here you go!

Hi i am going to be uploading many hidden secrets from all of the Disney films. Some of them you may have already noticed while watching the movie. I hope you enjoy it and would like to see more. Here is an example of what will be in each part: Did you know that at the start of The Princess and the Frog someone is holding Aladdin's carpet. How many of you noticed that? If you find any hidden secrets, feel free to send me them and I'll put them in the book and give credit to you. But could you DM me them so I can get them easier. Thanks. :)

Read through these teenager posts that will make you laugh and think : that is so true! Enjoy! :)

this is a random and stupid story so read it you will laugh

*info taken from Google,Tumblr, Instagram and books* I'm obsessed with zodiacs so, I made a book about zodiacs!!

Everything and anything about your zodiac sign whether it be stereotypes Or real accurate facts, Who knows? What is your sign? I tried to be all deep and shit but it didn't work :/ *~Some are from Tumblr and some I made up myself~*

"You'll do anything will you?" Keeley smirks, a mischievous glint lighting up her brown eyes. "I dare you, Jade Elsie Brooke, to break into Trystan Woods house and steal a pair of his boxers without him finding out." Jade Brooke was the dare devil who had never turned down a dare, no matter how bad it was. So when a simple game of truth of dare ends up flipping her life upside down in the form of a dare, she has no one to blame but herself. Trystan Woods was the boy out of reach for most, who stood at the top of the high school food chain. Everyone loves him, and he was the football team captain. Jade had never interacted with him, until the day she was dared to break into his house and steal his underwear. The only flaw in the plan? When he catches her in his room holding his boxers. || Humour #1 || // this story is in major need of editing and sucks quite badly so read at your own risk you have been warned \\

the last time i updated this thing for real was in 2015, so i highly advise against reading this. even so, i will never cease to be astonished at the sheer number of individuals who have willingly read and loved this book over the course of the past years. no matter how cringey this old material may be, it brings back a sense of nostalgia to my early wattpad days that i'll never forget. if i was ever feeling down, there would be thousands of people here to listen and to support me. i owe everyone who read this book any time between 2014-2015 the world, for you guys, i'll be forever grateful. thank you for everything. on a side note, please stop and refrain from calling me your "senpai" or "author-nim." cover credit: harry clarke, "silence"

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