A bunch of hilarious,pee your pants funny jokes in one place. Have a nice reading and Remember you can't spell swag without sw and ag!

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❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

A short story about 2 guys who fall in love,of course iv'e written lesbian short stories but its different for guys im assuming...anyway..here it goes...- Mike,is a quiet young boy who hasn't really had a good intake of life yet.His father was a millionaire,his mother didn't love his father which made him quite uncomfortable,with her being the one who takes care of him all the time.His maids were his only friends with a few exceptions at school.Mike wasn't your typical rich dude you could say. Alex the semi-rich young stud of the school.He was loved by all the girls,he had all the guys and his parents loved him very much.His little sister was growing up to be a fine young girl and she looked up to him,but..would they disown him if they knew he was in the closet?All he could think about day and night,the housekeeper and the lady they had make his meals knew but the family didn't.He and his family had their fair share at life but he was the energy that kept them going,he was such a spirit to be around,unlike the other snobs at school.

Hetalia Crack.....yeah

Hey! Have you ever wanted to be the most annoying person on earth? Well sorry but that position is currently occupied by me. That's ok though, because here is your guide to be the equal most annoying person ever! It's got all you need to know to be totally annoying to everyone. Obviously as a joke of course. Trust me, press "Start Reading" and within a few days you'll come to love it. - AA