Pepe felt alone in life. He always had sad moments, but then, one day, a certain ogre came into his life somehow, and things changed...

this is trash idek why u would waste ur time reading this

He was a billionaire, I was a bellboy, can I make it anymore obvious? It all started one fateful afternoon in summer of 2012. I was working as a bellboy at the Trump Hotel in Hong Kong on an internship program. This was my first time in a big city. It was all I could have ever dreamed of, and more. But little did I know, it was all about to change. Follow me on twitter.com/aguywithnolife Please note, this story may contain mature humor that isn't suitable for all ages.

Arthur's visit to the American household ends up... more eventful than initially intended? Jesus I don't know, all I know is that I liked the idea and I couldn't stop writing it once I started! ITS 3AM NOW! Last few bits on their way, might become add another chapter but th-that would be more zesty and I've never wrote that before... (Wow, I'm an innocent writer... never realised that before). Enjoy? Hahahahaha *awkward laughing*