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Number of bitchy insults you could say to them a**holes! Disclaimer: I do not own any of these insults or comebacks.

Comebacks and Insults WARNING: There is language and you may get insulted reading this.

Riley Scott's the one name that everyone knows in the agency. She's the best at her job along with her best friend Joey. She wasn't at all surprised to be sent on a case in the states. Catching a few drug dealers, that should be easy. Well, at least that's what Riley thought. Riley is ordered by her step-father Cole to go undercover in a high school in LA. But just because she wasn't surprised it doesn't mean she was very happy about the case. Just like everyone else she'd much rather stay home then go across the states. But something Riley wasn't expecting was to find love on this trip. Follow Riley on her adventure! »»» SECOND BOOK TO THE UNDERCOVER SAGA! You do NOT have to read the first story, but it is suggested. Trust me when I say the story is 10 times better than the summary. Of course, if you ignore the grammar mistakes. Not edited yet.«««. Cover by @ isabelaSlmnc Highest rating: #1 in Action (11/27/15) - (12/1/15).

"...No I'm practicing how to die..." "...I'm sorry, but I didn't know I wake up so I can impress you..." "...I was attacking the floor!..." "...Sorry my shower wasn't working so I came and decided to shower in the rain..." "...Say what now?..." Ellie Carbuckle is a random and a little stupid. She doesn't know how to mind her own business and gets in a lot of trouble. Follow her in her adventures! Start reading it now! I promise it won't bite(but it can scratch XP)! cover done by @TheFunkadelicArtist (I did it ^.^)

(Stop roasting me I wrote this in my iPhone note section) Nightwing x OC Charlotte Wayne was pronounced dead three years ago and the bat family was never the same after. Dick was sure she was the love of his life, his soulmate. What would he do if she came back from the dead. What would he do to keep her by his side forever. I used to have a bomb ass summary about my book but I accidentally deleted it and now I'm to angry to write a new one better one. I think you should try my book out its a Nightwing Fanfic that is sure to almost blow your socks off if they are already half way down your foot.

Sarcastic comebacks

Ashley Palmer. She's your stereotypical nerd, loner, mute. But she hasn't always been this way. She used to be in a gang. 'Stellar Rippers' to be exact but she left in order to keep her family safe. So what happens when the gang somehow show up and ask for her help. She has no choice but to help them find Davina McWilliams, a kidnapped member. But how long can she stay away from this gang until trouble is caused? How long until she realises she needs the gang in order to keep her family safe? Her name is Ashley Palmer. She's not a nerd, loner or mute. She a strong, fighting, Gang Girl. ___________ [::Highest Ranks~ #7 in Action 23/2/15, #7 in Action 17/10/15, #2 in Action 18/10/15::] Finished-22/3/15 Rewriting-17/07/21