Let's face it. There are way more cliché books on this website than there are unique ones. Even the ones people say are unique tend to have some kind of cliché undertone. And then the ones that really are unique almost never ever get discovered. And it sucks. But for those of you who don't know your book is cliché, this book is for you. Because it seems to me like that is the case for some people. Not all books are going to be entirely unique, but sometimes there needs to be a balance between both sides. And I'm here to help you find it. If there are 500 words in a chapter, can you spot the clichés?

I'm not a Fanfiction expert, but if that were a job I'd totally own that shit. - As much as I love fanfiction, they're a lot of things you should avoid when writing a fanfic - So here's my book of tips/information on what to/not put in fanfiction - (Just because some people are idiots I have to say that these are my opinions, and if you don't like what I say then please go away) - EDIT: I wrote this 3 years ago it's a piece of shit pls don't read it unless you want to cringe like a thousand times EDIT: I wrote this 6 years ago, it only makes sense if you like emo bands pretty much

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?

This is the best dictionary ever. Enjoy.

Everyday burns about bands. DISCLAIMER: THESE ARE ALL A JOKE

Patrick Stump has been homeschooled all his life, so when he gets the chance to go to high school, he has no idea what he's in for. He befriends Pete Wentz, who is "too emo to function" and Hayley Williams. But when the Plastics, Andy Hurley, Gerard Way, and Brendon Urie, take an interest in Patrick, he finds himself becoming one of the most popular boys in school. However, when he falls for Elisa Yao, Andy's ex-girlfriend, things get ugly. (Mean Girls with a Bandom Twist, mostly Fall Out Boy, but some Green Day, MCR, Panic!, and Phan. I don't own Mean Girls or any of the celebrities featured in the story. Please don't copy this story, I've seen lots of copies and I work very hard to write this)

When sin and tragedy befall the city of San Bandsokyo, musical prodigy Gerard Way and his inflatable robot companion, Patrick, team up with a group of friends to form Big Emo 6, the most punk-rock superhero group to ever exist. (I don't own Big Hero 6 or any of the band members featured in this story. Please don't copy the story, I work very hard to write it)

[Book one] Sophie's birthday is here and Joey got them both 2 tickets to see MCR live! Cool right? Not until they witness something which would change both of their lives. They get taken by then band and held hostage, will they escape?

The morning after Fall Out Boy's last show, something doesn't seem right. But to the bands surprise, they are ponies in Ponyville! How will Pete, Patrick, Andy, and Joe cope with this situation? Will any of them make good friends or meet the love of their lives? *Author's Notice: I would like to make a quick, simple disclaimer. This story is in fact a joke, and is not in any way shape or form supposed to be taken seriously. Please read with that in mind.*